It’s for the rest of us, it’s time for Festivus

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It's for the rest of us, it's time for Festivus

Today is Fes­tivus a “hol­i­day” that was made pop­u­lar via the TV show Sein­feld but whose ori­gins actu­ally slightly pre­date the more pop­u­lar but just as invented Kwanzza.

I find it kind of funny that this hol­i­day is actu­ally cel­e­brated but to each his own, (one of my wife’s co-​workers actu­ally gave a minia­ture Fes­tivus pole to a co-​worker last year). I will be tak­ing part in a feat of strength later today try­ing to cut through the rock hard snow­bank in front to clear some park­ing spaces. As for the air­ing of griev­ances, I have teenagers, every day is for the air­ing of grievances.

You can order your Mil­wau­kee made (A city known for its Very High Strength to Weight Ratio) Fes­tivus poles here, Ama­zon is cur­rently out.

If you cel­e­brate this hol­i­day, have a happy and joy­ous Fes­tivus. If not then have a nice day.

Today is Festivus a “holiday” that was made popular via the TV show Seinfeld but whose origins actually slightly predate the more popular but just as invented Kwanzza.

I find it kind of funny that this holiday is actually celebrated but to each his own, (one of my wife’s co-workers actually gave a miniature Festivus pole to a co-worker last year). I will be taking part in a feat of strength later today trying to cut through the rock hard snowbank in front to clear some parking spaces. As for the airing of grievances, I have teenagers, every day is for the airing of grievances.

You can order your Milwaukee made (A city known for its Very High Strength to Weight Ratio) Festivus poles here, Amazon is currently out.

If you celebrate this holiday, have a happy and joyous Festivus. If not then have a nice day.