How can you not love Ann Coulter…

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How can you not love Ann Coulter...

…when she can write stuff like this:

(6) Are gay rights part and par­cel with basic con­ser­vatism? If so, why are so many elected Repub­li­cans so skittish/​unsupportive about the sub­ject? If not, tell me why.

No, we don’t gen­er­ally care for iden­tity pol­i­tics of any sort, much less hear­ing about people’s sex lives, even Nino Scalia’s. (And judg­ing by the num­ber of chil­dren he has, it’s pretty active.) Con­ser­v­a­tives believe in indi­vid­ual rights, low tax rates, fight­ing ter­ror­ism and pun­ish­ing crim­i­nals — so do gays! They also hap­pen to believe Judy Gar­land was the most under­ap­pre­ci­ated and mis­un­der­stood per­son in the his­tory of show busi­ness. I don’t think most gays care about gay mar­riage; they like going to the gay mar­riage meet­ing because it’s a good way to meet other gays.

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…when she can write stuff like this:

(6) Are gay rights part and parcel with basic conservatism? If so, why are so many elected Republicans so skittish/unsupportive about the subject? If not, tell me why.

No, we don’t generally care for identity politics of any sort, much less hearing about people’s sex lives, even Nino Scalia’s. (And judging by the number of children he has, it’s pretty active.) Conservatives believe in individual rights, low tax rates, fighting terrorism and punishing criminals — so do gays! They also happen to believe Judy Garland was the most underappreciated and misunderstood person in the history of show business. I don’t think most gays care about gay marriage; they like going to the gay marriage meeting because it’s a good way to meet other gays.

I wish I wrote that