Harry Reid, Black Pastors & Chick-Fil-A (or how to be a member of the MSM)

As reg­u­lar read­ers and lis­ten­ers know my goal is to make a viable busi­ness out of the radio show and blog earn­ing money from adver­tis­ers and read­ers will­ing to pay for what I say.

There are how­ever many who do this who have ambi­tions to becomes play­ers in the MSM. For the ben­e­fit of those who have that goal,these three sto­ries can tell you what the MSM is look­ing for.

#1 Harry Reid or “I’ve got a secret”

For­get any “jour­nal­ism” class you might have taken. It is vital to get the Harry Reid accu­sa­tions out there. So what you want to do is ini­tially report the story, when the pub­lic cri­tiques the I’ve been told by some­body busi­ness talk about how ter­ri­ble the story is, then blame Michelle Bach­mann for Harry Reid Tac­tics while deplor­ing them.

But no mat­ter how much deplor­ing or breast beat­ing you do, remember:

1. Stress Reid’s charges

2. And repeat that the best solu­tion to these charges is to release the tax return.

Remem­ber those two rules and you’ll be fine.

#2. Black Pas­tors vs Obama or “You’ve got a secret”

Yeah I know these are black Min­is­ters, yes I know the idea of African-​Americans pub­licly call­ing Obama “Judas” sounds like news and yes I know you Really want to call these guys a bunch of racists but this is NOT a story to be reported. Any sug­ges­tion that any black per­son not specif­i­cally marked by MSM as evil IE: (Allen West, Clarence Thomas) might be racist would hurt Obama’s re-​election chances and if we broad­cast this and with­out call­ing them racist not only would upset the left Gay Audi­ence but could con­vince some black vot­ers it is OK to stay home or vote against Obama. We PAR­TIC­U­LARLY can’t allow the repeat of the charge com­par­ing keep­ing out Chick-​Fil-​A to keep­ing Blacks out of lunch counters.

Pass this one by until the day before the elec­tion, that way it comes out too late to have an effect on vot­ers plus you can say with a straight face you DID reported on the story.

#3. Chick-​Fil-​A appre­ci­a­tion vs the kiss in or “Can’t keep this secret”

This is the tough­est of the three. We don’t want to over­play the mas­sive turnout of the Chick-​Fil-​A appre­ci­a­tion day, too many peo­ple saw the pho­tos online or saw the lines in pass­ing where they live. The trick is to report it on OUR terms.

The solu­tion? Wait until the “Kiss-​In” today and then report them as a point vs coun­ter­point. Make sure you stress the equiv­a­lence of the two events, make sure you cover the “Kiss-​In” in an area with a large gay pop­u­la­tion so you can count on at least one loca­tion with a big turn out and com­pare THAT loca­tion to a long line else­where Wednes­day. Under no cir­cum­stances do you report on the rel­a­tive num­bers. You must make sure these events are per­ceived as draw­ing exactly the same while stress­ing Wednes­day is about “Big­otry” vs “Rights” & “Inclusion”.

Fol­low these sim­ple rules and you will sig­nal to the MSM you are one of them and that’s the first step on your way to a MSM gig.

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