The Great Presidential Knife fight

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The Great Presidential Knife fight

If you want to know what peo­ple do when they have too much time on their hands, now you know

Ear­lier today some­one asked the ques­tion, In a mass knife fight to the death between every Amer­i­can Pres­i­dent, who would win and why? Some­one beat me to the obvi­ous answer that a final show­down would see Andrew Jack­son, Abra­ham Lin­coln, and Teddy Roo­sevelt doing a dagger-​wielding ver­sion of a Mex­i­can stand­off, so I took it too far and walked through how I thought every pres­i­dent would turn out. An hour later the result greatly exceeded the max­i­mum 10,000 char­ac­ter limit for a post, so I’ve decided to blog about it instead.:

It’s a weird bit a fun but a few things missed:

James Mon­roe served in the Rev­o­lu­tion, he would be no pushover.

JQ Adams killer face not with­stand­ing wouldn’t last

Lin­coln was no war­rior that he ranks him so high is weird

I say Jack­son wins this fight, but Wash­ing­ton, Ike, Harry & Teddy should not be discounted.

If you want to know what people do when they have too much time on their hands, now you know

Earlier today someone asked the question, In a mass knife fight to the death between every American President, who would win and why? Someone beat me to the obvious answer that a final showdown would see Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, and Teddy Roosevelt doing a dagger-wielding version of a Mexican standoff, so I took it too far and walked through how I thought every president would turn out. An hour later the result greatly exceeded the maximum 10,000 character limit for a post, so I’ve decided to blog about it instead.:

It’s a weird bit a fun but a few things missed:

James Monroe served in the Revolution, he would be no pushover.

JQ Adams killer face not withstanding wouldn’t last

Lincoln was no warrior that he ranks him so high is weird

I say Jackson wins this fight, but Washington, Ike, Harry & Teddy should not be discounted.