Porky’s and Massachusetts Public Schools

by Datechguy | February 17th, 2013

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Porky's and Massachusetts Public Schools

Mar­ion Cun­ning­ham: …and when the fire goes out and the last marsh­mal­low is eaten they’ll go into the woods and…OH MY GOD! (dishes crashing)

Happy Days

Reg: What’s the point of fight­ing for his right to have babies, when he can’t have babies?
Fran­cis: It is sym­bolic of our strug­gle against oppres­sion.
Reg: It’s sym­bolic of his strug­gle against reality.

Monty Python: The Life of Brian 1979

Remem­ber the old movie Porky’s where the boys had a hole in the wall so they could watch the girls shower? Wel­come to 21st cen­tury Massachusetts

The Mass­a­chu­setts Depart­ment of Edu­ca­tion on Fri­day issued direc­tives for han­dling trans­gen­der stu­dents, includ­ing allow­ing them to use the bath­rooms or play on the sports teams that cor­re­spond to the gen­der with which they identify.

It gets better:

The doc­u­ment said whether a stu­dent iden­ti­fies as a boy or girl is up to the stu­dent or, in the case of younger stu­dents, the parents.

The law­suits will be spec­tac­u­lar. You dis­agree? Consider:

You’re a teacher or guid­ance coun­selor. A boy goes into the girls shower room, you try to eject him he iden­ti­fies him­self as “gen­der neu­tral” or “confused”.

You lay one hand on him, say one thing to him, sug­gest for even a sin­gle moment that he might be fak­ing and now you have a dis­crim­i­na­tion law­suit on your hands, the school district’s hands and the city’s hands. Such a suit would be worth at least tens of thou­sands of dollars.

Ask your­self these questions:

1. Do you think for ONE MINUTE you won’t find high school boys horny & des­per­ate enough to try to pull this?

2. Do you for ONE MINUTE that it will be dif­fi­cult to find a per­sonal injury lawyer or any lawyer not able to find gain­ful employ­ment who won’t take this kind of suit?

3. Do you think for ONE MINUTE that such an admin­is­tra­tor or school aide in this econ­omy will risk their job, add the good ben­e­fits that come with a pub­lic school posi­tion to stop such a boy?

4. Do you think for ONE MINUTE in this age of phan­tom dis­abil­ity claims you such a stu­dent or fam­ily will be able to find a psy­chol­o­gist to tes­tify to the boys “con­fu­sion” and demand the school cover the expense of reg­u­lar pro­fes­sional counseling?

5. Do you think for ONE MINUTE that a school fac­ing such a suit and wor­ried that a rad­i­cal group will decide to make an “exam­ple” of them on behalf will not set­tle, even if its a low 5 fig­ure amount to make such a suit go away?

Who needs a hole in the wall of the girls shower any­more? In Mass­a­chu­setts all you need is a teenager des­per­ate enough to see actual naked girls in the shower and viola you have access, and if those girls cover up, or scream or run into a stall to avoid you, remem­ber THEY are the ones being unreasonable:

Scott said dis­ci­plin­ing stu­dents who won’t acknowl­edge a student’s gen­der iden­tity is appro­pri­ate because it amounts to bullying

Got that? If you girls don’t totally wel­come Pee Wee into your locker room you are a BULLY and we all know how bad bul­ly­ing is!

And we haven’t even got­ten to any ADULTS who might be at the school for what­ever rea­son who claim dif­fer­ent gender.

And remem­ber these are the guide­lines issued by the Com­mon­wealth of Mass­a­chu­setts Edu­ca­tion Department!

The irony? This “pro­gres­sive” change is going to have it’s great­est trau­matic effect on, you guessed it, young girls for a start. And because more afflu­ent par­ents will be able to send their daugh­ters to pri­vate or Catholic schools it will be the young girls of the poor­est who will bear the burden.

The head­line? Mass Depart­ment of Ed issues Trans­gen­der Guide­lines, Women & Minori­ties hard­est hit.

Just remem­ber we NEED pub­lic schools to make sure our kids get a qual­ity edu­ca­tion so they can get a job. I don’t know about a job but the kids are going to get an edu­ca­tion all right.

via Cul­ture news

Update: The word Not didn’t belong in the para­graph begin­ning The Irony… corrected

Marion Cunningham: …and when the fire goes out and the last marshmallow is eaten they’ll go into the woods and…OH MY GOD! (dishes crashing)

Happy Days

Reg: What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can’t have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It’s symbolic of his struggle against reality.

Monty Python: The Life of Brian 1979

Remember the old movie Porky’s where the boys had a hole in the wall so they could watch the girls shower?  Welcome to 21st century Massachusetts

The Massachusetts Department of Education on Friday issued directives for handling transgender students, including allowing them to use the bathrooms or play on the sports teams that correspond to the gender with which they identify.

It gets better:

The document said whether a student identifies as a boy or girl is up to the student or, in the case of younger students, the parents.

The lawsuits will be spectacular. You disagree? Consider:

You’re a teacher or guidance counselor. A boy goes into the girls shower room, you try to eject him he identifies himself as “gender neutral” or “confused”.

You lay one hand on him, say one thing to him, suggest for even a single moment that he might be faking and now you have a discrimination lawsuit on your hands, the school district’s hands and the city’s hands. Such a suit would be worth at least tens of thousands of dollars.

Ask yourself these questions:

1. Do you think for ONE MINUTE you won’t find high school boys horny & desperate enough to try to pull this?

2. Do you for ONE MINUTE that it will be difficult to find a personal injury lawyer or any lawyer not able to find gainful employment who won’t take this kind of suit?

3. Do you think for ONE MINUTE that such an administrator or school aide in this economy will risk their job, add the good benefits that come with a public school position to stop such a boy?

4. Do you think for ONE MINUTE in this age of phantom disability claims you such a student or family will be able to find a psychologist to testify to the boys “confusion” and demand the school cover the expense of regular professional counseling?

5. Do you think for ONE MINUTE that a school facing such a suit and worried that a radical group will decide to make an “example” of them on behalf will not settle, even if its a low 5 figure amount to make such a suit go away?

Who needs a hole in the wall of the girls shower anymore? In Massachusetts all you need is a teenager desperate enough to see actual naked girls in the shower and viola you have access, and if those girls cover up, or scream or run into a stall to avoid you, remember THEY are the ones being unreasonable:

Scott said disciplining students who won’t acknowledge a student’s gender identity is appropriate because it amounts to bullying

Got that? If you girls don’t totally welcome Pee Wee into your locker room you are a BULLY and we all know how bad bullying is!

And we haven’t even gotten to any ADULTS who might be at the school for whatever reason who claim different gender.

And remember these are the guidelines issued by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts Education Department!

The irony? This “progressive” change is going to have it’s greatest traumatic effect on, you guessed it, young girls for a start. And because more affluent parents will be able to send their daughters to private or Catholic schools it will  be the young girls of the poorest who will bear the burden.

The headline? Mass Department of Ed issues Transgender Guidelines, Women & Minorities hardest hit.

Just remember we NEED public schools to make sure our kids get a quality education so they can get a job.  I don’t know about a job but the kids are going to get an education all right.

via Culture news

Update:  The word Not didn’t belong in the paragraph beginning The Irony… corrected

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