Alec Baldwin: He is the very Model of a Modern Media Liberal

by Datechguy | July 1st, 2013

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Alec Baldwin: He is the very Model of a Modern Media Liberal

Why does Bald­win get a pass, because he can (with apolo­gies to Gilbert and Sul­li­van) sing this song:

I am the very model of a mod­ern Media Lib­eral,
I’ve infor­ma­tion vegan, and organic and Earth-​centrical,
I know all of the Kennedys, can quote court fights his­tor­i­cal
From Roe v. Wade down to Prop eight, in order categorical.

I’m very well acquainted, with the need to tax the rich­est man,
I grasp John May­nard Keynes, and of State-​spending I’m a real fan,
About Oba­ma­nomics I am teem­ing with a lot o’ news, (hmmm lot o’news…)
With many cheer­ful stats to show Recov­ery is not a ruse!

Media Cho­rus: With many cheer­ful stats to show Recov­ery is not a ruse
With many cheer­ful stats to show Recov­ery is not a ruse
With many cheer­ful stats to show Recov­ery is not is not a ruse.

I’m good with Krugman’s thought: indeed, I under­stand his cal­cu­lus;
I know each species whose sur­vival may indeed be grave at risk
In short, in mat­ters vegan, and organic and Earth-​centrical
I am the very model of a mod­ern Media Liberal,

Media Cho­rus: In short, in mat­ters vegan, and organic and Earth-​centrical,
He is the very model of a mod­ern Media Liberal,

I know our mythic his­tory, Marg’ret Sanger to Obama;
I fol­low all pop music and the best of Cable Drama,
I under­stand quite clearly global warning’s threat and dire purview
And laugh at every quip that shows the igno­rance of W!

I’m comf’rtable with lyrics all Nicki Minaj has put to pen
But hear sublim’nal racism in all that Rush could ever ken
I see so very surely that Bill Clin­ton is a fem­i­nist (fem­i­nist, fem­i­nist??? ah why not.)
Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is sim­ply just com­pletely dense.

Media Cho­rus: Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is sim­ply just com­pletely dense.
Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is sim­ply just com­pletely dense.
Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is sim­ply just com­pletely com­pletely dense.

I can detail the nature full of Occupy’s most noble cause
And tell you that The Tea­party is astro­turf, with many flaws:
In short, in mat­ters vegan and organic and Earth-​centricial,
I am the very model of a mod­ern Media Liberal,

Media Cho­rus: In short, in mat­ters vegan, and organic and Earth-​centricial,
He is the very model of a mod­ern Media Liberal,

I know that G-​m foods are bad for all the tragic poor to eat
I can’t abide a restau­rant unless it serves organic meat
I know that an abor­tion is a right most con­sti­tu­tional
And cit­i­zens with firearms is strictly just militianal

I see Islam­o­pho­bia each soul that’s pure quite right eschews
and, as we know, our prob­lems come from Chris­tians and reli­gious Jews,
I clear see why con­ser­vatism is a racist strat­egy – (strat­egy hmmm)
You’ll say a bet­ter Lib­eral has never been on your TV

Media Cho­rus: You’ll say a bet­ter Lib­eral has never been on your TV
You’ll say a bet­ter Lib­eral has never been on your TV
You’ll say a bet­ter Lib­eral has never been on your TV

I know the State of Israel’s the mir­ror of South Africay
And Say we must recall all troops right back inside the USA
In short in mat­ters vegan and organic and Earth-​centricial„
I am the very model of a mod­ern Media Liberal!

Media Cho­rus: In short, in mat­ters vegan, and organic and Earth-​centricial,
He is the very model of a mod­ern Media Liberal!

Want to get a media pass on any and every offense? Learn to live this song. Any ques­tions? (My thanks to James Mar­ley for his invalu­able help & critique)

Update:  Can’t you just see Steve Crow­der mak­ing a video of this song?

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[olimome­ter id=3]

July has come. As I failed to may a full pay­check in any week in June (just missed it last week) and failed to make the Mort­gage pay­ment by nearly $400 dol­lars I’m not sorry to see it go.

Hope­fully July will be more suc­cess­ful, but I don’t make that deci­sion, you do.

.

 

Why does Baldwin get a pass, because he can (with apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan) sing this song:

I am the very model of a modern Media Liberal,
I’ve information vegan, and organic and Earth-centrical,
I know all of the Kennedys, can quote court fights historical
From Roe v. Wade down to Prop eight, in order categorical.

I’m very well acquainted, with the need to tax the richest man,
I grasp John Maynard Keynes, and of State-spending I’m a real fan,
About Obamanomics I am teeming with a lot o’ news, (hmmm lot o’news…)
With many cheerful stats to show Recovery is not a ruse!

Media Chorus: With many cheerful stats to show Recovery is not a ruse
With many cheerful stats to show Recovery is not a ruse
With many cheerful stats to show Recovery is not is not a ruse.

I’m good with Krugman’s thought: indeed, I understand his calculus;
I know each species whose survival may indeed be grave at risk
In short, in matters vegan, and organic and Earth-centrical
I am the very model of a modern Media Liberal,

Media Chorus:  In short, in matters vegan, and organic and Earth-centrical,
He is the very model of a modern Media Liberal,

I know our mythic history, Marg’ret Sanger to Obama;
I follow all pop music and the best of Cable Drama,
I understand quite clearly global warning’s threat and dire purview
And laugh at every quip that shows the ignorance of W!

I’m comf’rtable with lyrics all Nicki Minaj has put to pen
But hear sublim’nal racism in all that Rush could ever ken
I see so very surely that Bill Clinton is a feminist (feminist, feminist??? ah why not.)
Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is simply just completely dense.

Media Chorus: Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is simply just completely dense.
Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is simply just completely dense.
Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is simply just completely completely dense.

I can detail the nature full of  Occupy’s most noble cause
And tell you that The Teaparty is astroturf, with many flaws:
In short, in matters vegan and organic and Earth-centricial,
I am the very model of a modern Media Liberal,

Media Chorus:  In short, in matters vegan, and organic and Earth-centricial,
He is the very model of a modern Media Liberal,

I know that G-m foods are bad for all the tragic poor to eat
I can’t abide a restaurant unless it serves organic meat
I know that an abortion is a right most constitutional
And citizens with firearms is strictly just militianal

I see Islamophobia each soul that’s pure quite right eschews
and, as we know, our problems come from Christians and religious Jews,
I clear see why conservatism is a racist strategy – (strategy hmmm)
You’ll say a better Liberal has never been on your TV

Media Chorus:  You’ll say a better Liberal has never been on your TV
You’ll say a better Liberal has never been on your TV
You’ll say a better Liberal has never been on your TV

I know the State of Israel’s the mirror of South Africay
And Say we must recall all troops right back inside the USA
In short in matters vegan and organic and Earth-centricial,,
I am the very model of a modern Media Liberal!

Media Chorus:  In short, in matters vegan, and organic and Earth-centricial,
He is the very model of a modern Media Liberal!

Want to get a media pass on any and every offense?  Learn to live this song.  Any questions?  (My thanks to James Marley for his invaluable help & critique)

Update:  Can’t you just see Steve Crowder making a video of this song?

**************************************

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July has come. As I failed to may a full paycheck in any week in June (just missed it last week) and failed to make the Mortgage payment by nearly $400 dollars I’m not sorry to see it go.

Hopefully July will be more successful, but I don’t make that decision, you do.

.

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