A New “Come and Rob Me” Complex opens in Castle Rock Colorado UPDATE: & closes quickly

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A New "Come and Rob Me" Complex opens in Castle Rock Colorado UPDATE: & closes quickly

Are you a B & E man who is wor­ried that you might be in dan­ger because Col­orado is a con­cealed Carry State?

Well have no fear, Oak­wood Apart­ments in Cas­tle Rock is for you:

As of Octo­ber 1, res­i­dents can­not dis­play, use, or pos­sess any firearms or weapons of any kind, any­where on the property.

Con­cealed Carry License? Hunters, no prob­lem our new poli­cies make sure that you as a sec­ond story man will be safe and secure on your job.

Harold “Fin­gers” Mal­loy spokesman of United Bur­gles and Sec­ond Story Men local 77 had this to say.

“Con­cealed Carry laws pose a seri­ous haz­ard to our mem­bers who go to work every night just try­ing to make a liv­ing, we’re pleased to see Oak­wood Apart­ments take the steps nec­es­sary to make sure our mem­bers can do their jobs with piece of mind.”

After all what the safety of some old used up vet when there are plenty of 2nd story men with mouths to feed?

Maybe James O’Keefe can pro­vide the signs.

Update: Well that didn’t last long

The owner com­pany of the Cas­tle Rock apart­ments has thrown out the new pol­icy cre­ated by the man­age­ment com­pany after hold­ing an emer­gency meet­ing yes­ter­day. They said they were unaware the man­age­ment com­pany had cre­ated this new pol­icy and given that this is pub­lic hous­ing, it’s most cer­tainly uncon­sti­tu­tional to ban peo­ple from own­ing firearms in their homes.

What will the UBSSM local 77 say?

Are you a B & E man who is worried that you might be in danger because Colorado is a concealed Carry State?

Well have no fear, Oakwood Apartments in Castle Rock is for you:

As of October 1, residents cannot display, use, or possess any firearms or weapons of any kind, anywhere on the property.

Concealed Carry License? Hunters, no problem our new policies make sure that you as a second story man will be safe and secure on your job.

Harold “Fingers” Malloy spokesman of United Burgles and Second Story Men local 77 had this to say.

“Concealed Carry laws pose a serious hazard to our members who go to work every night just trying to make a living, we’re pleased to see Oakwood Apartments take the steps necessary to make sure our members can do their jobs with piece of mind.”

After all what the safety of some old used up vet when there are plenty of 2nd story men with mouths to feed?

Maybe James O’Keefe can provide the signs.

Update: Well that didn’t last long

The owner company of the Castle Rock apartments has thrown out the new policy created by the management company after holding an emergency meeting yesterday. They said they were unaware the management company had created this new policy and given that this is public housing, it’s most certainly unconstitutional to ban people from owning firearms in their homes.

What will the UBSSM local 77 say?