Howard: So nice you could join me this evening. You’re looking lovely as always.
Katee Sackhoff: Thanks, Howard. Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.
Howard: Come on, Katee, don’t make it sound so cheap.
Katee: I’m sorry, fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.
The Big Bang Theory The Vengeance Formulation 2009
You might remember I wrote about Tami Erin aka Pippi Longstocking and her attempts to get noticed via a sex tape.
There may be a sex tape, there may not be but either way Ms. Erin is going to be noticed over the next 24 hours than she has in the last 6 months. Her agent will do her best to use that moment to turn that list of 5 film/TV appearances into six.
That speculation got her some attention so now she’s decided to go the full route:
Tami has decided to stop fighting … because she’s convinced the tape is going see the light of day anyway … and as long as it’s going to happen, she wants to get paid.
We’re told Tami is currently accepting offers from various porn companies and will most likely sell to the highest bidder.
Tami tells TMZ, “My ex boyfriend is trying to release it with or without me. I’m beating him to the punch.”
the Hollywood gossip site is skeptical.
Erin’s Farrah Abraham-esque story is hard to believe, of course, since the dude releasing it without her consent would be illegal and grounds for a lawsuit.
No porn company would widely release it. Guy could leak it online, but it would quickly be yanked from wherever he did. Long story short, she sold out.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but just admit it, Pips.
Even without the tape released she has gone from 1000 less followers than me on twitter to 1000 more than me (she picked up almost 1000 since I started this post) and her web site has gone from a ranking of 19,000,000 to 2,700,000. What do you think those numbers are going to be once that tape is released?
I think Tami has decided she wants those numbers. If they happen to be populated by a bunch of Pre-Bernadette Howard Wolowitz clones well, they still count toward the stats. This woman is going to be noticed and talked about and takes a sex tape on YouPorn for this to happen, so be it!
Frankly I think that the those following her, noticing her and watching that sex tape having the character of a Howard Wolowitz is likely a best case scenario. She’ll be lucky to get Anthony Weiners.