They told me that if I voted for Mitt Romney, women would be selling their body parts like Fantine in Les Mis…

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They told me that if I voted for Mitt Romney, women would be selling their body parts like Fantine in Les Mis...

and they were right!

Via Bloomberg, with a hat tip to Bre­it­bart, women in the Obama econ­omy are doing so well that they are sell­ing their hair, breast milk, eggs, and even kid­neys. Sources indi­cate that women are apply­ing to donate eggs more fre­quently in Obama’s sec­ond term than at the end of his first term; appli­ca­tions at one Vir­ginia fer­til­ity clinic are up 13%.

In all but two quar­ters since the start of 2011, the top aut­ofill queries in google for “I want to sell my” have been “hair” “eggs” and “kid­neys.” Look, kids, hair will grow back, but kid­neys do not. Also, those who are look­ing to sell their body parts, as opposed to their pos­ses­sions, must not have any pos­ses­sions left that can be sold. As Nicholas Colas, a chief mar­ket strate­gist, explained, “The fact that peo­ple even explore it indi­cates that there are still a lot of peo­ple wor­ried about their finan­cial out­look. This is very much unlike every other recov­ery that we’ve had. It’s going to be a slow-​grinding, very frus­trat­ing recovery.”

Con­ser­v­a­tives opposed the bailout, stim­u­lus, extended unem­ploy­ment ben­e­fits, and Oba­maCare not because we hate peo­ple, but because we didn’t want twenty-​first cen­tury Amer­i­can women turn­ing into Fan­tine, sell­ing their front teeth for a Napoleon.

and they were right!

Via Bloomberg, with a hat tip to Breitbart, women in the Obama economy are doing so well that they are selling their hair, breast milk, eggs, and even kidneys.  Sources indicate that women are applying to donate eggs more frequently in Obama’s second term than at the end of his first term; applications at one Virginia fertility clinic are up 13%.

In all but two quarters since the start of 2011, the top autofill queries in google for “I want to sell my” have been “hair” “eggs” and “kidneys.”  Look, kids, hair will grow back, but kidneys do not.   Also, those who are looking to sell their body parts, as opposed to their possessions, must not have any possessions left that can be sold.  As Nicholas Colas, a chief market strategist, explained, “The fact that people even explore it indicates that there are still a lot of people worried about their financial outlook. This is very much unlike every other recovery that we’ve had. It’s going to be a slow-grinding, very frustrating recovery.”

Conservatives opposed the bailout, stimulus, extended unemployment benefits, and ObamaCare not because we hate people, but because we didn’t want twenty-first century American women turning into Fantine,  selling their front teeth for a Napoleon.