Rent A Jihadi all the Terror None of the Press

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Rent A Jihadi all the Terror None of the Press

Are YOU a Ter­ror Group more inter­ested in the results than publicly?

Do you hate Catholics? Do you despise gays? Do you want to stop the Tea Party (in case the IRS doesn’t man­age it) or stymie union activists?

Do you want to stop: Athe­ists, Gun own­ers, Mex­i­cans, Asians, Whites, Blacks, Mak­ers of Genet­i­cally mod­i­fied foods, Repub­li­cans, Democ­rats, the cast of Glee or Duck Dynasty?

Would you like to put fear in the hearts of Pro-​life or Pro-​Abortion activists? Do you want to ter­ror­ize Wall Street Bankers, Organic farm­ers, Oil Com­pa­nies or mem­bers of the media?

Then Rent a Jihadi is for you.

For one low price Rent a Jihadi will pro­vide a friendly help­ful ter­ror cell of ded­i­cated islamists happy to slaugh­ter the infi­del of your choice.

Even if your tar­get is a Mus­lim, don’t worry, we’ll find some­thing they are doing wrong and pun­ish them for their errors!

Behead­ings, Bomb­ings, Arson, Mur­der Kid­nap­ping or just Ter­ror­iz­ing foes into silence, our jihadists will get it done, even if they have to blow them­selves up to do it.

The best part, The Amer­i­can media will ignore and down­play all that we do, even if we tar­get a media pro­tected group like Gays and the few peo­ple who try to bring atten­tion to our actions will be denounced as Islam­o­phobe hate mongers

If want you want is your group fea­tured on the evening news, talked about by Diane Sawyer or Wolf Blitzer and a front page spread in the New York Times we’re not for you, but if you want those you oppose to run in abject fear or die a hor­ri­ble death, Rent a Jihadi is your one stop shop for effec­tive ter­ror at com­pet­i­tive prices.

Call 888-​NO-​Press and get your free ter­ror esti­mate today!

Take advan­tage of our “Slaugh­ter the Zion­ist” spe­cial by tar­get­ing Jews or Islamic apos­tates get 25% OFF ANY ser­vice.

*(Note: A sur­charge applies if you wish to tar­get 2nd Amend­ment sup­port­ers in gen­eral or Ann Barn­hardt in par­tic­u­lar as they might shoot back).

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It’s Wednes­day and the quest for the #350 to pay the pay Da Mag­nif­i­cent Seven and the less than mag­nif­i­cent mort­gage continues.

You might ask why you should sup­port some over­weight guy in a fedora & a scarf writ­ing a par­ody piece about the media ignor­ing Jihadists. I sub­mit and sug­gest it’s BECAUSE I’m writ­ing these pieces that the MSM does not that you should kick in.

10 $25 tip jar hits will do it for this week.

If you would to help Just click on DaTip­Jar below

Now there is another rea­son to kick in on a more per­ma­nent way

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Please con­sider being a sub­scriber. Only 57 sub­scribers @ at $20 a month are nec­es­sary to secure the cost of DaM­ag­nif­i­cent Seven & my monthly mort­gage on a per­ma­nent basis AND if you so at the $25 level
you can receive one of sev­eral Exclu­sive Orig­i­nal Chris Muir high Res Graph­ics of orig­i­nal mem­bers of DaTechGuy’s Mag­nif­i­cent Seven Gang. like the one on the right


Low res tha lotPlease spec­ify which of the eight hi res (includ­ing myself you wish to receive) Sub­scribe at $50 a month and receive all eight. Sub­scribe at $100 a month and get all 8 wanted posters high res graph­ics plus the high res ver­sion of all of us exclu­sively cre­ated for sub­scribers of DaT­e­chGuy blog by Chris Muir him­self!

Are YOU a Terror Group more interested in the results than publicly?

Do you hate Catholics? Do you despise gays? Do you want to stop the Tea Party (in case the IRS doesn’t manage it) or stymie union activists?

Do you want to stop: Atheists, Gun owners, Mexicans, Asians, Whites, Blacks, Makers of Genetically modified foods, Republicans, Democrats, the cast of Glee or Duck Dynasty?

Would you like to put fear in the hearts of Pro-life or Pro-Abortion activists?  Do you want to terrorize Wall Street Bankers, Organic farmers, Oil Companies or members of the media?

Then Rent a Jihadi is for you.

For one low price Rent a Jihadi will provide a friendly helpful terror cell of dedicated islamists happy to slaughter the infidel of your choice.

Even if your target is a Muslim, don’t worry, we’ll find something they are doing wrong and punish them for their errors!

Beheadings, Bombings, Arson, Murder Kidnapping or just Terrorizing foes into silence, our jihadists will get it done, even if they have to blow themselves up to do it.

The best part, The American media will ignore and downplay all that we do, even if we target a media protected group like Gays and the few people who try to bring attention to our actions will be denounced as Islamophobe hate mongers

If want you want is your group featured on the evening news, talked about by Diane Sawyer or  Wolf Blitzer and a front page spread in the New York Times we’re not for you, but if you want those you oppose to run in abject fear or die a horrible death, Rent a Jihadi is your one stop shop for effective terror at competitive prices.

Call 888-NO-Press and get your free terror estimate today!

Take advantage of our “Slaughter the Zionist” special by targeting  Jews or Islamic apostates get 25% OFF ANY service.

*(Note:  A surcharge applies if you wish to target 2nd Amendment supporters in general  or Ann Barnhardt in particular as they might shoot back).

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It’s Wednesday and the quest for the #350 to pay the pay Da Magnificent Seven and the less than magnificent mortgage continues.

You might ask why you should support some overweight guy in a fedora & a scarf writing a parody piece about the media ignoring Jihadists. I submit and suggest it’s BECAUSE I’m writing these pieces that the MSM does not that you should kick in.

10 $25 tip jar hits will do it for this week.

If you would to help Just click on DaTipJar below

Now there is another reason to kick in on a more permanent way

DaGuy low rez copy-psd

Please consider being a subscriber. Only 57 subscribers @ at $20 a month are necessary to secure the cost of DaMagnificent Seven & my monthly mortgage on a permanent basis AND if you so at the $25 level
you can receive one of several Exclusive Original Chris Muir high Res Graphics of original members of DaTechGuy’s Magnificent Seven Gang. like the one on the right


Low res tha lotPlease specify which of the eight hi res (including myself you wish to receive) Subscribe at $50 a month and receive all eight. Subscribe at $100 a month and get all 8 wanted posters high res graphics plus the high res version of all of us exclusively created for subscribers of DaTechGuy blog by Chris Muir himself!