Lindsey Graham as Kirk Douglas, Ted Cruz as Tony Curtis

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Lindsey Graham as Kirk Douglas, Ted Cruz as Tony Curtis

One of the great action movies of the 50’s was the 1958’s The Vikings star­ing Kirk Dou­glas, Tony Cur­tis and Janet Leigh. If you like action, adven­ture and a touch of com­edy, you’ll want to watch it.

At a key point of the pic­ture viking prince Einar (Kirk Dou­glas) prays to Odin the Viking God. The princess (Leigh) he has fallen in love with has been stolen away from him by the slave Eric (Cur­tis) who is respon­si­ble for the loss of his eye and in the chase his father (Ernest Borg­nine) was drowned. He prays for a sign to con­vince his reluc­tant war­riors to pur­sue them to England.

He is rewarded with by the sud­den appear­ance of Eric who tells him their mutual enemy King Aella is hold­ing the princess Mor­gana and offers to lead him there so they can attack his castle.

Einar returns to the vikings cham­ber and makes the speech that finally con­vinces his men to attack which begins:

Make no mis­take, I hate this man more than any­one alive, but he can lead us to Morgana.

That speech instantly came to mind when I saw this story con­cern­ing Lind­sey Gra­ham:

With the Super Tues­day results in, Sen. Lind­sey Gra­ham said Sen. Ted Cruz may be the GOP’s last hope to keep bom­bas­tic front-​runner Don­ald Trump from the Repub­li­can nom­i­na­tion for president.

You know Ted Cruz is not my favorite, by any means,” Gra­ham told CBS Tues­day night. “But we may be in a posi­tion where we have to rally around Ted Cruz as the only way to stop Don­ald Trump, and I’m not so sure that would work,” not­ing Sen. Marco Rubio and Ohio Gov. John Kasich are no longer viable

Gra­ham is a vocal critic of Cruz. He has called Cruz the least respected sen­a­tor and has accused Cruz of get­ting a head at the expense of the party.

A “Vocal Critic”? That’s putting it mildly, as allah­pun­dit reminds us:

“If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Sen­ate, and the trial was in the Sen­ate, nobody would con­vict you.” It also tells you a lot about how grim nom­i­nal Rubio allies have grown about his chances. When one of Congress’s most noto­ri­ous super-​hawks — and a fel­low mem­ber of the Gang of Eight — is look­ing ahead to a Trump/​Cruz race, says James Pou­los, you know Rubio’s in trouble

Let’s be blunt when I close my eyes I can see Lind­sey Gra­ham, among a meet­ing of GOP estab­lish­ment peo­ple start­ing giv­ing the Kirk Dou­glas speech starting:

Make no mis­take, I hate this man more than any­one alive, but he’s our one chance to defeat Trump.

And he’s right the only chance for the GOP to defeat Trump is Cruz but But what I really want to see if Gra­ham and Cruz mimic Einar & Eric and form an alliance to defeat Don­ald Trump and win, their sub­se­quent fight to the death.

I sus­pect we won’t dis­cover that Gra­ham and Cruz are secretly brothers.

Clos­ing thought, why has Lind­sey Gra­ham reached this point? Because regard­less of any­thing else, Lind­sey Gra­ham knows how to count, but that’s another post.

One of the great action movies of the 50’s was the 1958’s The Vikings staring Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh. If you like action, adventure and a touch of comedy, you’ll want to watch it.

At a key point of the picture viking prince Einar (Kirk Douglas) prays to Odin the Viking God. The princess (Leigh) he has fallen in love with has been stolen away from him by the slave Eric (Curtis) who is responsible for the loss of his eye and in the chase his father (Ernest Borgnine) was drowned. He prays for a sign to convince his reluctant warriors to pursue them to England.

He is rewarded with by the sudden appearance of Eric who tells him their mutual enemy King Aella is holding the princess Morgana and offers to lead him there so they can attack his castle.

Einar returns to the vikings chamber and makes the speech that finally convinces his men to attack which begins:

Make no mistake, I hate this man more than anyone alive, but he can lead us to Morgana.

That speech instantly came to mind when I saw this story concerning Lindsey Graham:

With the Super Tuesday results in, Sen. Lindsey Graham said Sen. Ted Cruz may be the GOP’s last hope to keep bombastic front-runner Donald Trump from the Republican nomination for president.

“You know Ted Cruz is not my favorite, by any means,” Graham told CBS Tuesday night. “But we may be in a position where we have to rally around Ted Cruz as the only way to stop Donald Trump, and I’m not so sure that would work,” noting Sen. Marco Rubio and Ohio Gov. John Kasich are no longer viable

Graham is a vocal critic of Cruz. He has called Cruz the least respected senator and has accused Cruz of getting a head at the expense of the party.

A “Vocal Critic”? That’s putting it mildly, as allahpundit reminds us:

“If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.” It also tells you a lot about how grim nominal Rubio allies have grown about his chances. When one of Congress’s most notorious super-hawks — and a fellow member of the Gang of Eight — is looking ahead to a Trump/Cruz race, says James Poulos, you know Rubio’s in trouble

Let’s be blunt when I close my eyes I can see Lindsey Graham, among a meeting of GOP establishment people starting giving the Kirk Douglas speech starting:

Make no mistake, I hate this man more than anyone alive, but he’s our one chance to defeat Trump.

And he’s right the only chance for the GOP to defeat Trump is Cruz but But what I really want to see if Graham and Cruz mimic Einar & Eric and form an alliance to defeat Donald Trump and win, their subsequent fight to the death.

I suspect we won’t discover that Graham and Cruz are secretly brothers.

Closing thought, why has Lindsey Graham reached this point? Because regardless of anything else, Lindsey Graham knows how to count, but that’s another post.