Barack Obama, the Bathroom President

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Barack Obama, the Bathroom President

Toilet and trash canBy John Ruberry

Below, cour­tesy of Monty Python’s Life of Brian, is more proof that there is a Monty Python bit for every occa­sion, even when the char­ac­ters are liv­ing in the first cen­tury AD.

Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta.
Reg: What!?
Stan: It’s my right as a man.
Judith: Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!?!
Stan: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can’t have babies.
Stan: Don’t you oppress me.
Reg: I’m not oppress­ing you, Stan — you haven’t got a womb. Where’s the fetus going to ges­tate? You going to keep it in a box?

Stan/​Loretta, pre­sum­ably has male gen­i­talia. That makes him a man. Another char­ac­ter in that scene, Judith, has female gen­i­talia. She’s a woman. We know that for sure because we later see what the Pythons call her “naughty bits” in the fun­ni­est nude scene in the his­tory of cinema.

Lib­er­als, led by their chief­tain Barack Obama, side with the Stan/​Lorettas of the world, they believe that a person’s gen­der – bio­log­i­cal logic be damned – is what­ever they want it to be.

Soci­ety some­how sur­vived hav­ing sep­a­rate male and female pub­lic bath­rooms all of these years. But about a decade ago men-​who-​think-​they-​are-​women and women-​who-​think-​they-​are-​men began to demand access to the wash­rooms and locker rooms that don’t match their body parts.

The Bat­tle of the Bath­room has reached into pub­lic schools.

And now Barack Obama’s Jus­tice Depart­ment wants to strong-​arm gov­ern­ment schools into allow­ing con­fused youths – yes, I know what I’m writ­ing – who believe they are a dif­fer­ent gen­der, access to oppo­site sex wash­rooms and locker rooms.

What if the schools want to keep their pri­vate facil­i­ties the way they’ve been for decades?

Fed­eral fund­ing could be shut off – and there will be an open-​door pol­icy for peep­ing toms and rapists in pub­lic female bathrooms.

Hope and change baby, espe­cially for the minis­cule per­cent­age of the pop­u­la­tion – 0.3 per­cent, accord­ing to the New York Times – that iden­tify as trans­gen­dered. I And I sus­pect that fig­ure is too high.

In his final year of office Barack Obama is putting his final touches on his legacy. To me Obama is the Bath­room Pres­i­dent. It’s how I will remem­ber him. His legacy is set in porcelain.

John Ruberry reg­u­larly blogs at Marathon Pun­dit.

Toilet and trash canBy John Ruberry

Below, courtesy of Monty Python’s Life of Brian, is more proof that there is a Monty Python bit for every occasion, even when the characters are living in the first century AD.

Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta.
Reg: What!?
Stan: It’s my right as a man.
Judith: Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!?!
Stan: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can’t have babies.
Stan: Don’t you oppress me.
Reg: I’m not oppressing you, Stan — you haven’t got a womb. Where’s the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

Stan/Loretta, presumably has male genitalia. That makes him a man. Another character in that scene, Judith, has female genitalia. She’s a woman. We know that for sure because we later see what the Pythons call her “naughty bits” in the funniest nude scene in the history of cinema.

Liberals, led by their chieftain Barack Obama, side with the Stan/Lorettas of the world, they believe that a person’s gender–biological logic be damned–is whatever they want it to be.

Society somehow survived having separate male and female public bathrooms all of these years. But about a decade ago men-who-think-they-are-women and women-who-think-they-are-men began to demand access to the washrooms and locker rooms that don’t match their body parts.

The Battle of the Bathroom has reached into public schools.

And now Barack Obama’s Justice Department  wants to strong-arm government schools into allowing confused youths–yes, I know what I’m writing–who believe they are a different gender, access to opposite sex washrooms and locker rooms.

What if the schools want to keep their private facilities the way they’ve been for decades?

Federal funding could be shut off–and there will be an open-door policy for peeping toms and rapists in public female bathrooms.

Hope and change baby, especially for the miniscule percentage of the population–0.3 percent, according to the New York Times–that identify as transgendered. I And I suspect that figure is too high.

In his final year of office Barack Obama is putting his final touches on his legacy. To me Obama is the Bathroom President. It’s how I will remember him. His legacy is set in porcelain.

John Ruberry regularly blogs at Marathon Pundit.