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Because appar­ently if you have the mus­cle struc­ture of a boy under 15 you can destroy a woman’s olympic con­tender with ease:

Australia’s national women’s soc­cer team have suf­fered a dev­as­tat­ing defeat in the lead up to the Rio Olympics — going down 70 to the New­cas­tle Jets under-​15 boys side.
What is par­tic­u­larly con­cern­ing for the Matil­das is that despite rest­ing some reg­u­lars, they were still able to field expe­ri­enced inter­na­tional stars includ­ing for­mer AFC player of the year Kat­rina Gorry.
Despite the embar­rass­ing defeat on Wednes­day night at Valen­tine Sports Park in New­cas­tle, the Aus­tralian team will travel to Brazil as one of the gold medal favourites.

Con­sider this wasn’t 21 or los­ing on an own goal,this was a team ranked 5th in the world & they lost 70, in SOC­CER! There hasn’t been a loss this embar­rass­ing in inter­na­tional soc­cer since Brazil was Trounced by Ger­many in the world cup.

Given this fact I think raconteurreport’s advice makes plenty of sense:

And I don’t know the IOOC pol­icy on dudes who “iden­tify” as women, but if you can find a dozen or so gender-​bender boys about 1415 years old, and get them entered in Women’s Soc­cer at this years’ Olympics, they’ll have a pretty easy shot at the medal round

You may think that sug­ges­tion a joke but the money and pres­tige involved is pretty sig­nif­i­cant and this is a cri­sis so I sus­pect the woman’s team from down under might be a lot less wor­ried about what a “woman” has down under if they can make sure such embar­rass­ment can be avoided in the future.

Clos­ing thought: It’s sto­ries like this that make my assump­tions about this ESPN arti­cle sug­gest­ing Bobby Riggs threw his match against Bil­lie Jean King pretty convincing.


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Because apparently if you have the muscle structure of a boy under 15 you can destroy a woman’s olympic contender with ease:

Australia’s national women’s soccer team have suffered a devastating defeat in the lead up to the Rio Olympics – going down 7-0 to the Newcastle Jets under-15 boys side.
What is particularly concerning for the Matildas is that despite resting some regulars, they were still able to field experienced international stars including former AFC player of the year Katrina Gorry.
Despite the embarrassing defeat on Wednesday night at Valentine Sports Park in Newcastle, the Australian team will travel to Brazil as one of the gold medal favourites.

Consider this wasn’t 2-1 or losing on an own goal,this was a team ranked 5th in the world & they lost 7-0, in SOCCER! There hasn’t been a loss this embarrassing in international soccer since Brazil was Trounced by Germany in the world cup.

Given this fact I think raconteurreport’s advice makes plenty of sense:

And I don’t know the IOOC policy on dudes who “identify” as women, but if you can find a dozen or so gender-bender boys about 14-15 years old, and get them entered in Women’s Soccer at this years’ Olympics, they’ll have a pretty easy shot at the medal round

You may think that suggestion a joke but the money and prestige involved is pretty significant and this is a crisis so I suspect the woman’s team from down under might be a lot less worried about what a “woman” has down under if they can make sure such embarrassment can be avoided in the future.

Closing thought: It’s stories like this that make my assumptions about this ESPN article suggesting Bobby Riggs threw his match against Billie Jean King pretty convincing.


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