Peter Capaldi as the Doctor: S9 E12 Hell Bent

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Peter Capaldi as the Doctor: S9 E12 Hell Bent

Sum­mary: The Doc­tor vs the Time Lords, Does the late Clara Oswald have the answer to all their questions?

Plot: At a Diner the Doc­tor tell the story to a famil­iar look­ing wait­ress of his con­fronta­tion with the Time Lords. The fall of Ras­silon and how Clara Oswald fig­ures in all of this.

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Writ­ing: Mof­fat has a his­tory of timey wimey episode from Time Crash to Blink in a sense this is the ulti­mate expres­sion of it play­ing every Time Lord Timey Wimey trick there is. Didn’t see much of it com­ing the main com­plaint is I found the regen­er­a­tion scene gra­tu­itous. It’s almost as if the Doc­tor is Huey Long the man of the peo­ple Doc­tor & the peo­ple vs the Time Lords, but given one of the quotes near the end it sounds like the entire episode is a trap by Missy for the Doc­tor and she wins.

Act­ing: A very strong cast in a very weird story, with sev­eral return­ing favorites.

Mem­o­rable Moments: Head cold, back and forth through the door, get off my planet, duty of care, clas­sic design

Doc­tor Who Flash­backs: Flash­ing all the way back to an unearthly child with the “clas­sic” design. Face the Raven of course., Deadly assas­sin with Doc­tor in the Matrix, Night of the Doc­tor with the Kahn sisterhood.

Odd­i­ties: What is it about TARDIS’ and their chameleon cir­cuits? Do they ALL break if they come in con­tact with the Doc­tor even for a short period of time?

Pet Peeves: OK this episode undos one but cre­ates a ton more:

Pet Peeve from Face the Raven fixed. The doc­tor “res­cu­ing” Clara. Absolutely love it because it’s clear that this was his plan the moment he set foot on Gal­lifrey, that’s is in keep­ing with the Doc­tor find­ing a way no mat­ter the cost.

Now the peeves. I under­stand the Doc­tor was tor­tured in the­ory for bil­lions of years (but only a few days for that body) but no mat­ter how many times he’s been tor­tured before he never “killed” any­one and regard­less of the Doctor’s Man flu quip, we have yet to see a Time Lord regen­er­ate from a reg­u­lar Staser blast, how much less the odds given the whole “sidearm of the president’s guard” bit

Ignor­ing for a sec­ond the whole gra­tu­itous PC regen­er­a­tion Explain to me why the “gen­eral” recov­ers from his vio­lent regen­er­a­tion so eas­ily with­out men­tal issues?

Me” can last to the end of the uni­verse but didn’t know how to defeat a shade or fix a chame­lion cir­cuit? unlikely.

The end­ing sets up a huge poten­tial para­dox because if any­thing at all hap­pens to Clara dur­ing her trav­els the entire time­line poten­tially unravels.

You’re telling me that two ver­sions of the 11th Doc­tor AND River song didn’t know a TARDIS when their in one? Please.

Since Clara is not aging you really can’t do any­thing with the new crew of the new TARDis i the future, expect with Big Fin­ish of course. Would be funny if long after I’m dead Williams & Cole­mans are pro­duc­ing audios of their post 12th doc­tor adven­tures for an elderly Nick Brigs or his successors.


Great Quote(s)

Ras­silon: What is he doing? What does he want? Revenge?
Ohila: The Doc­tor does not blame Gal­lifrey for the hor­rors of the Time War.
Ras­silon: I should hope not.
Ohila: He just blames you.

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Ras­silon: Excel­lent, Gen­eral. You sent for rein­force­ments.
Doc­tor: No, he didn’t. I did.
Ras­silon: What? I am Ras­silon the redeemer! Ras­silon, the res­ur­rected! Gal­lifrey is mine!
Gen­eral: Lord Pres­i­dent, with respect, get off his planet.

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Clara:One ques­tion. And you will answer. How long was the Doc­tor trapped inside the con­fes­sion dial?
Ohila: We think four and a half bil­lion years.
Gen­eral: He could have left any time he wanted. He just had to say what he knew. The dial would have released him.
Clara [To the Doc­tor]: Four and a half bil­lion years?
Doc­tor: If she says so.
Clara: No. Why would you even do that? I was dead! I was dead and gone. Why? Why would you even do that to your­self?
Doc­tor: I had a duty of care.

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Gen­eral: You need to tell us what the Doc­tor is going to do now.
Clara: You really are thick, aren’t you? The Doc­tor is back on Gal­lifrey. Took him four and half bil­lion years to get here. What do you think he’s going to do now? Why, he’s steal­ing a Tardis and run­ning away. Bye!
*******

The Doc­tor: What do you think of the new wheels?
Clara: Basic.
The Doc­tor: Clas­sic! Look at the colour scheme.
Clara: It’s all white.
The Doc­tor: Genius! Check your heart­beat again. I think that you’ll find you have one.
Clara: Yeah?
The Doc­tor: It should have restarted when we broke free of Gallifrey’s time zone. You’re alive! Now we just have to shake off the Time Lords. There’s only one place we can do that. What do you say to lunch, fol­lowed by break­fast? Because we’re time trav­ellers and that’s how we roll. Then cock­tails with Moses. Then I’m going to invent a fly­ing sub­ma­rine. Why? Because no one ever has and it’s annoy­ing. And maybe we should use this Tardis to find my proper one. I need to change my shirt.

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Ashilder: What if the Hybrid wasn’t one per­son, but two?
The Doc­tor: Two?
Ashilder: A dan­ger­ous com­bi­na­tion of a pas­sion­ate and pow­er­ful Time Lord and a young woman so very sim­i­lar to him. Com­pan­ions who are will­ing to push each other to extremes.
The Doc­tor: She’s my friend. She’s just my friend.
Ashilder:How did you meet her?
Clara: [in the TARDIS watch­ing this con­ver­sa­tion] Missy!
The Doc­tor: Missy.
Ashilder: Missy. The Mas­ter. The lover of chaos, who wants you to love it, too. She’s quite the match­maker.
The Doc­tor: Clara’s my friend.
Ashilder: I know. And you’re will­ing to risk all of Time and Space because you miss her. One won­ders what the pair of you will get up to next.


Final Ver­dict: 5 stars Not even all the pet peeves in the world can change that this story works

Rank­ing of Sea­son: 3rd of 12 it’s just too cool to be lower and too full of pet peeves to be higher

1st. The Girl who Died
2nd. The Witch’s Famil­iar
3rd Hell Bent
4th. Face the Raven
5th Heaven Sent
6th. The Magician’s Appren­tice
7th. The Woman who lived
8th. Before the Flood
9th. Under the Lake
10th The Zygon Inver­sion
11th. The Zygon Inva­sion
12th Sleep no more

Top 10 Rank­ing in the Capaldi Era: 5th The cool fac­tor for­gives a lot of sis

1st. Last Christ­mas
2nd. The Care­taker
3rd. The Girl who Died
4th. The Witch’s Famil­iar
5th. Hell Bent
6th. Mummy on the Ori­ent Express
7th. Face the Raven
8th. Into the Dalek
9th. Dark Water
10th. Heaven Sent

Summary: The Doctor vs the Time Lords, Does the late Clara Oswald have the answer to all their questions?

Plot: At a Diner the Doctor tell the story to a familiar looking waitress of his confrontation with the Time Lords. The fall of Rassilon and how Clara Oswald figures in all of this.

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Writing: Moffat has a history of timey wimey episode from Time Crash to Blink in a sense this is the ultimate expression of it playing every Time Lord Timey Wimey trick there is.  Didn’t see much of it coming the main complaint is I found the regeneration scene gratuitous.  It’s almost as if the Doctor is Huey Long the man of the people Doctor & the people vs the Time Lords, but given one of the quotes near the end it sounds like the entire episode is a trap by Missy for the Doctor and she wins.

Acting: A very strong cast in a very weird story, with several returning favorites.

Memorable Moments: Head cold, back and forth through the door, get off my planet, duty of care, classic design

Doctor Who Flashbacks: Flashing all the way back to an unearthly child with the “classic”  design.  Face the Raven of course., Deadly assassin with Doctor in the Matrix, Night of the Doctor with the Kahn sisterhood.

Oddities:  What is it about TARDIS’ and their chameleon circuits?  Do they ALL break if they come in contact with the Doctor even for a short period of time?

Pet Peeves: OK this episode undos one but creates a ton more:

Pet Peeve from Face the Raven fixed. The doctor “rescuing” Clara. Absolutely love it because it’s clear that this was his plan the moment he set foot on Gallifrey, that’s is in keeping with the Doctor finding a way no matter the cost.

Now the peeves. I understand the Doctor was tortured in theory for billions of years (but only a few days for that body) but no matter how many times he’s been tortured before he never “killed” anyone and regardless of the Doctor’s Man flu quip, we have yet to see a Time Lord regenerate from a regular Staser blast, how much less the odds given the whole “sidearm of the president’s guard” bit

Ignoring for a second the whole gratuitous PC regeneration Explain to me why the “general” recovers from his violent regeneration so easily without mental issues?

“Me” can last to the end of the universe but didn’t know how to defeat a shade or fix a chamelion circuit? unlikely.

The ending sets up a huge potential paradox because if anything at all happens to Clara during her travels the entire timeline potentially unravels.

You’re telling me that two versions of the 11th Doctor AND River song didn’t know a TARDIS when their in one? Please.

Since Clara is not aging you really can’t do anything with the new crew of the new TARDis i the future, expect with Big Finish of course. Would be funny if long after I’m dead Williams & Colemans are producing audios of their post 12th doctor adventures for an elderly Nick Brigs or his successors.


Great Quote(s)

Rassilon: What is he doing? What does he want? Revenge?
Ohila: The Doctor does not blame Gallifrey for the horrors of the Time War.
Rassilon: I should hope not.
Ohila: He just blames you.

**********************************************

Rassilon: Excellent, General. You sent for reinforcements.
Doctor: No, he didn’t. I did.
Rassilon: What? I am Rassilon the redeemer! Rassilon, the resurrected! Gallifrey is mine!
General: Lord President, with respect, get off his planet.

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Clara:One question. And you will answer. How long was the Doctor trapped inside the confession dial?
Ohila: We think four and a half billion years.
General: He could have left any time he wanted. He just had to say what he knew. The dial would have released him.
Clara [To the Doctor]: Four and a half billion years?
Doctor: If she says so.
Clara: No. Why would you even do that? I was dead! I was dead and gone. Why? Why would you even do that to yourself?
Doctor: I had a duty of care.

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General: You need to tell us what the Doctor is going to do now.
Clara: You really are thick, aren’t you? The Doctor is back on Gallifrey. Took him four and half billion years to get here. What do you think he’s going to do now? Why, he’s stealing a Tardis and running away. Bye!
*******

The Doctor: What do you think of the new wheels?
Clara: Basic.
The Doctor: Classic! Look at the colour scheme.
Clara: It’s all white.
The Doctor: Genius! Check your heartbeat again. I think that you’ll find you have one.
Clara: Yeah?
The Doctor: It should have restarted when we broke free of Gallifrey’s time zone. You’re alive! Now we just have to shake off the Time Lords. There’s only one place we can do that. What do you say to lunch, followed by breakfast? Because we’re time travellers and that’s how we roll. Then cocktails with Moses. Then I’m going to invent a flying submarine. Why? Because no one ever has and it’s annoying. And maybe we should use this Tardis to find my proper one. I need to change my shirt.

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Ashilder: What if the Hybrid wasn’t one person, but two?
The Doctor: Two?
Ashilder: A dangerous combination of a passionate and powerful Time Lord and a young woman so very similar to him. Companions who are willing to push each other to extremes.
The Doctor: She’s my friend. She’s just my friend.
Ashilder:How did you meet her?
Clara: [in the TARDIS watching this conversation] Missy!
The Doctor: Missy.
Ashilder: Missy. The Master. The lover of chaos, who wants you to love it, too. She’s quite the matchmaker.
The Doctor: Clara’s my friend.
Ashilder: I know. And you’re willing to risk all of Time and Space because you miss her. One wonders what the pair of you will get up to next.


Final Verdict: 5 stars Not even all the pet peeves in the world can change that this story works

Ranking of Season: 3rd of 12 it’s just too cool to be lower and too full of pet peeves to be higher

1st. The Girl who Died
2nd. The Witch’s Familiar
3rd Hell Bent
4th. Face the Raven
5th Heaven Sent
6th. The Magician’s Apprentice
7th. The Woman who lived
8th. Before the Flood
9th. Under the Lake
10th The Zygon Inversion
11th. The Zygon Invasion
12th Sleep no more

Top 10 Ranking in the Capaldi Era: 5th The cool factor forgives a lot of sis

1st. Last Christmas
2nd. The Caretaker
3rd. The Girl who Died
4th. The Witch’s Familiar
5th. Hell Bent
6th. Mummy on the Orient Express
7th. Face the Raven
8th. Into the Dalek
9th. Dark Water
10th. Heaven Sent