“Amazon Owned Paper attacks Devotion to Our Lady of Guadalupe during Christmas Season”

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"Amazon Owned Paper attacks Devotion to Our Lady of Guadalupe during Christmas Season"

If I was Don­ald Trump or the head of the RNC that’s the Press Release I would be issu­ing in Eng­lish and span­ish. The Span­ish ver­sion saying:

Per­iódico propiedad de Ama​zon​.com ataca al culto de Nues­tra Sra. de Guadalupe durante la época Navideña

after see­ing this Head­line at the Wash­ing­ton Post.

Our cul­ture of purity cel­e­brates the Vir­gin Mary. As a rape vic­tim, that hurts me.

Yes you’re read­ing that right.

That a protes­tant rev­erend is going after the very first Chris­t­ian, who said “Yes” to God makes it even more ironic.

Of course if you don’t like my sug­gest press release or don’t want to hit Ama­zon which might claim they have no edi­to­r­ial con­trol you could go with this in English:

Wash­ing­ton Post attacks devo­tion to Our Lady of Guadalupe dur­ing the week of her feast”

Or in spanish:

El Wash­ing­ton Post ataca a Nues­tra Sra. de Guadalupe en la sem­ana de su Fiesta”

The best part of such a PR release is it has the virtue of being true.

Oh and I’d repeat this is Span­ish dur­ing the feast of Our Lady of divine prov­i­dence (Nues­tra Señora de la div­ina prov­i­den­cia) patron of Puerto Rico and the feast of Our Lady of Alt­a­gra­cia (Nues­tra Señora de la Alt­a­gra­cia) the patron of the Domini­can Repub­lic too.

You know per­haps if the MSM had at least one or two devout daily mass Catholics they might have fig­ured out this was a bad idea.

I’d sug­gest pray­ing for the Rev­erend Ever­heart for relief of her trauma and ask Our Lady to help her, The Mem­o­rare would be appropriate:

REMEM­BER, O most gra­cious Vir­gin Mary, that never was it known that any­one who fled to thy pro­tec­tion, implored thy help, or sought thy inter­ces­sion was left unaided. Inspired with this con­fi­dence, I fly to thee, O Vir­gin of vir­gins, my Mother; to thee do I come; before thee I stand, sin­ful and sor­row­ful. O Mother of the Word Incar­nate, despise not my peti­tions, but in thy mercy hear and answer me. Amen.

You can do the same for the edi­tors at the Post and the folks at Ama­zon, you might think they are beyond Help but with God all things are possible.

My thanks to Fausta for the Span­ish translations.

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If I was Donald Trump or the head of the RNC that’s the Press Release I would be issuing in English and spanish. The Spanish version saying:

Periódico propiedad de Amazon.com ataca al culto de Nuestra Sra. de Guadalupe durante la época Navideña

after seeing this Headline at the Washington Post.

Our culture of purity celebrates the Virgin Mary. As a rape victim, that hurts me.

Yes you’re reading that right.

That a protestant reverend is going after the very first Christian, who said “Yes” to God makes it even more ironic.

Of course if you don’t like my suggest press release or don’t want to hit Amazon which might claim they have no editorial control you could go with this in English:

“Washington Post attacks devotion to Our Lady of Guadalupe during the week of her feast”

Or in spanish:

“El Washington Post ataca a Nuestra Sra. de Guadalupe en la semana de su Fiesta”

The best part of such a PR release is it has the virtue of being true.

Oh and I’d repeat this is Spanish during the feast of Our Lady of divine providence (Nuestra Senora de la divina providencia) patron of Puerto Rico and the feast of Our Lady of Altagracia (Nuestra Senora de la Altagracia) the patron of the Dominican Republic too.

You know perhaps if the MSM had at least one or two  devout daily mass Catholics they might have figured out this was a bad idea.

I’d suggest praying for the Reverend Everheart for relief of her trauma and ask Our Lady to help her, The Memorare would be appropriate:

REMEMBER, O most gracious Virgin Mary, that never was it known that anyone who fled to thy protection, implored thy help, or sought thy intercession was left unaided. Inspired with this confidence, I fly to thee, O Virgin of virgins, my Mother; to thee do I come; before thee I stand, sinful and sorrowful. O Mother of the Word Incarnate, despise not my petitions, but in thy mercy hear and answer me. Amen.

You can do the same for the editors at the Post and the folks at Amazon, you might think they are beyond Help but with God all things are possible.

My thanks to Fausta for the Spanish translations.

If you’d like to help support independent non MSM journalism and opinion like from writers all over the nation like Baldilocks, RH, Fausta, JD Rucker Christopher Harper, Pat Austin, and John Ruberry plus several monthly & part time writers working here and want to help pay their monthly wages (and the Cartoonist I’m looking to hire, details here)please consider hitting DaTipJar.




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