Understanding Liberals Principles in three Sentences

Judge: “Mr. Larch you are accused of invoking your Catholic faith in refusing to bake a cake for this gay couple’s wedding and instead referring them to a rival bakery. As a broad open minded liberal judge I must ask this question, aren’t you ashamed of yourself?”

Mr. Larch: “Your honor I think one of them voted for Donald Trump in the last election.”

Judge: [Banging gavel] “Case dismissed!”