“We are not fake News” 10 one liners Under the Fedora

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"We are not fake News" 10 one liners Under the Fedora

A few one sen­tence thoughts

Was there any­thing more bor­ing than the white House Cor­re­spon­dents din­ner, par­tic­u­larly com­pared to the Trump Rally last night?

Can some­one explain to me why the MSM hav­ing to pub­lic declare “we are not fake news” at the Correspondent’s Din­ner is not a laugh line while Chris­tine O’Donnell say­ing: “I am not a witch” is?

I took great plea­sure watch­ing Comcast’s menu show “White House correspondent’s din­ner” for 810 and see the first hour dom­i­nated by Trump.

Could some­one explain why lib­er­als how lib­er­als on CNN’s STOU sug­gest­ing Barack Obama should go on a “poverty tour” to make up for his big money speak­ing deals, is not an acknowl­edge­ment that 8 years of Obama includ­ing 2 years of fil­i­buster proof majori­ties and 4 years of sen­ate con­trol did not solve these problems.

If Jake Tap­per had been drink­ing when Saman­tha Bee said with a straight face to him live on his show that she’s all about the com­edy and not about the activism we would have been treated to a live shot of him either spit­ting, chok­ing or hav­ing what­ever he drank come out of his nose.

Would it be so hard for Saman­tha Bee et/​al to just admit that there is a good liv­ing play­ing to lib­er­als pan­icked over Trump and she intends to make it?

If the Bill O’Reilly case doesn’t prove that Mike Pence is the smartest man in Wash­ing­ton I don’t know what is.

If Com­cast really wants me to keep pay­ing for cable I think they would have the cur­rent sea­son of Doc­tor who avail­able on demand for free for at least a few days after they air.

Con­ven­tional wis­dom kept say­ing the Patri­ots would trade Mal­colm But­ler or Jimmy Garop­polo to save money but appar­ently nobody con­sid­ered that they might just want to win it again this year.

It’s amaz­ing to see just how aver­age the Red Sox are and how lit­tle other teams fear their lineup with­out David Ortiz in it.

If there is one thing that Berke­ley proves once as for all, the only way to get the left

A few one sentence thoughts

Was there anything more boring than the white House Correspondents dinner, particularly compared to the Trump Rally last night?

Can someone explain to me why the MSM having to public declare “we are not fake news” at the Correspondent’s Dinner is not a laugh line while Christine O’Donnell saying: “I am not a witch” is?

I took great pleasure watching Comcast’s menu show “White House correspondent’s dinner” for 8-10 and see the first hour dominated by Trump.

Could someone explain why liberals how liberals on CNN’s STOU suggesting Barack Obama should go on a “poverty tour” to make up for his big money speaking deals, is not an acknowledgement that 8 years of Obama including 2 years of filibuster proof majorities and 4 years of senate control did not solve these problems.

If Jake Tapper had been drinking when Samantha Bee said with a straight face to him live on his show that she’s all about the comedy and not about the activism we would have been treated to a live shot of him either spitting, choking or having whatever he drank come out of his nose.

Would it be so hard for Samantha Bee et/al to just admit that there is a good living playing to liberals panicked over Trump and she intends to make it?

If the Bill O’Reilly case doesn’t prove that Mike Pence is the smartest man in Washington I don’t know what is.

If Comcast really wants me to keep paying for cable I think they would have the current season of Doctor who available on demand for free for at least a few days after they air.

Conventional wisdom kept saying the Patriots would trade Malcolm Butler or Jimmy Garoppolo to save money but apparently nobody considered that they might just want to win it again this year.

It’s amazing to see just how average the Red Sox are and how little other teams fear their lineup without David Ortiz in it.

If there is one thing that Berkeley proves once as for all, the only way to get the left