Patriot Prayer Rally? Poop the dogs on it! UPDATED with trigger alert

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Patriot Prayer Rally? Poop the dogs on it! UPDATED with trigger alert

Adult dis­course is a thing of the dis­tant past. Here’s a dog tale from the idio­tar­ian minefield.

A group called Patriot Prayer (about which I know absolutely noth­ing) announced a rally on Face­book,

Free Speech Rally
San Fran­cisco Crissy Field Beach 8÷26÷17 2 pm
Event: https://​www​.face​book​.com/​e​v​e​n​t​s​/​1454498877929964

You go to the event, Free­dom Rally San Fran­cisco, for this full description,

***Patriot Prayer Large Event***
No extrem­ists will be allowed in . No Nazis, Com­mu­nist, KKK, Antifa, white suprema­cist, I.E., or white nation­al­ists. This is an oppor­tu­nity for mod­er­ate amer­i­cans to come in with oppos­ing views. We will not allow the extrem­ists to tear apart this coun­try.
Specif­i­cally, Richard Spencer and NathanDamigo will not be welcome.

Before you accuse Patriot Prayer as being hate­ful, please find spe­cific exam­ples. You will not find any hate speech, you are being lied to by cor­rupt politi­cians. SF is sup­posed to be a safe haven for minori­ties. If this is true then please be respect­ful to the speak­ers we are bring­ing in. 3 black, 2 his­panic, 1 asian, 1 Samoan, 1 mus­lim, 2 woman, and 1 white male. There will also be an oppor­tu­nity for an open mic for mod­er­ate Amer­i­cans. Love and Peace is the only way to heal this coun­try– so we ask that you do not use hate against us with the intent of fight­ing hate. We are here to spread a mes­sage of love.

SECU­RITY WILL BE ON LOCK DOWN.

Lib­erty Week­end in the Bay Area! This is a 2 day event in the Nor­Cal SF Bay Area!!

Lib­erty Week­end with Joey Gib­son — Patriot Prayer, Amber Gwen Cum­mings — Trans­sex­ual Patriot, & Lind­say Grath­wohl — patriot, mom & Daugh­ter of the late Larry Grathwohl.

Patriot Prayer Joey Gib­son rally will kick off Lib­erty Week­end on Sat­ur­day August 26th at Crissy Field Pre­sidio & Amber Gwen Cum­mings rally is on Sun­day August 27th at MLK park in Berkeley.

Join us in San Fran­cisco, Cal­i­for­nia on August 26th,2017 at the Pre­sidio — Crissy Field at 2pm for a day of free­dom, spir­i­tu­al­ity, unity, peace, and patri­o­tism! San Fran­cisco has long been a city that prides itself in accep­tance of all, so together, let’s unite in this beau­ti­ful city to lis­ten to some great speak­ers & live music!

We just received con­fir­ma­tion that the band — Good Ol’ Boyz will be per­form­ing in San Fran­cisco at Crissy Field!

Speak­ers will include: Joey Gib­son of Patriot Prayer, Will John­son of Unite Amer­ica First, Kyle Chap­man — “Based Stick­man”, Harim Uziel — Los Ange­les For Trump, Amber Gwen Cum­mings — Trans­sex­ual Patriot, Kathryn Townsend, Gabriel Silva –Activist, Tusi­tala “Tiny” Toese, Pam Brunfield-​Uriate, and more! As more speak­ers con­firm, we will update this page.

I don’t know any of the speak­ers, either.

Some in San Fran­cisco are not happy and they made plans, Turd Reich: San Fran­cisco dog own­ers lay mine­field of poo for rightwing rally

Hun­dreds of San Fran­cis­cans plan to pre­pare Crissy Field, the pic­turesque beach in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge where rightwing protest group Patriot Prayer will gather, with a gen­er­ous car­pet­ing of excrement.

Because noth­ing says “lib­eral val­ues” like cov­er­ing your own city in feces?

I just had this image of alt-​right peo­ple stomp­ing around in the poop,”

… and spread­ing feces-​borne bac­te­ria all over the city after the rally?

Tuffy Tuff­in­g­ton said of the epiphany he had while walk­ing Bob and Chuck, his two Pat­terdale terriers,

With a name like mine maybe I should not dis­par­age people’s names, but, really, Tuffy Tuff­in­g­ton? Who named this guy, P. G. Wode­house? Aunt Agatha’s West High­land white ter­rier McIn­tosh would never take part in this. Where is Jeeves when we need him?

Con­tin­u­ing (empha­sis added),

and try­ing to think

As the say­ing goes, try­ing is not doing, espe­cially when you’re 45 years old and this is what you can come up with,

of the best way to respond to rightwing extrem­ists in the wake of Char­lottesville. “It seemed like a lit­tle bit of civil dis­obe­di­ence where we didn’t have to engage with them face to face.”

a.k.a. passive-​aggressive vandalism,

Tuff­in­g­ton, a 45-​year-​old artist and designer, cre­ated a Face­book event page based on the con­cept, and the dog own­ers of San Fran­cisco responded in droves. Many have declared their inten­tion to stock­pile their shit­piles for days in advance, then deliver them in bags for the site.

Yes, not only are they full of it, they are stock­pil­ing it for days.

(The group is also plan­ning to recon­vene on Sun­day to “clean up the mess and hug each other”.)

Tuffy and his thugs are going to need more than hugs after spread­ing bac­te­ria from dog feces (empha­sis added),

Beyond your grass, it has been esti­mated that a sin­gle gram of dog waste can con­tain 23 mil­lion fecal col­iform bac­te­ria, which are known to cause cramps, diar­rhea, intesti­nal ill­ness, and seri­ous kid­ney dis­or­ders in humans. EPA even esti­mates that two or three days’ worth of drop­pings from a pop­u­la­tion of about 100 dogs would con­tribute enough bac­te­ria to tem­porar­ily close a bay, and all water­shed areas within 20 miles of it, to swim­ming and shell fishing.

Guess where Crissy Field is?

As you read above, it’s right next to San Fran­cisco Bay.

I’m afraid to ask, how more stu­pid can they get?

UPDATE
Rally can­celled

Gib­son said the group would hold a press con­fer­ence at 2:00 p.m. at Alamo Park in the city to talk about what led up to the deci­sion to can­cel the event. He called on Mayor Lee to pro­vide secu­rity against left-​wing mil­i­tants and anti-​fascists, or Antifa.

Side note,
TRIG­GER ALERT: San Francisco’s mayor’s name is Ed Lee. Of the Bei­jing Lees, per­haps?


Atten­tion: See Da Tech Guy’s pinned post!

Fausta Rodríguez Wertz writes on U. S. and Latin Amer­ica at Fausta’s blog

Adult discourse is a thing of the distant past. Here’s a dog tale from the idiotarian minefield.

A group called Patriot Prayer (about which I know absolutely nothing) announced a rally on Facebook,

Free Speech Rally
San Francisco Crissy Field Beach 8/26/17 2 pm
Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/1454498877929964

You go to the event, Freedom Rally San Francisco, for this full description,

***Patriot Prayer Large Event***
No extremists will be allowed in . No Nazis, Communist, KKK, Antifa, white supremacist, I.E., or white nationalists. This is an opportunity for moderate americans to come in with opposing views. We will not allow the extremists to tear apart this country.
Specifically, Richard Spencer and NathanDamigo will not be welcome.

Before you accuse Patriot Prayer as being hateful, please find specific examples. You will not find any hate speech, you are being lied to by corrupt politicians. SF is supposed to be a safe haven for minorities. If this is true then please be respectful to the speakers we are bringing in. 3 black, 2 hispanic, 1 asian, 1 Samoan, 1 muslim, 2 woman, and 1 white male. There will also be an opportunity for an open mic for moderate Americans. Love and Peace is the only way to heal this country- so we ask that you do not use hate against us with the intent of fighting hate. We are here to spread a message of love.

SECURITY WILL BE ON LOCK DOWN.

Liberty Weekend in the Bay Area! This is a 2 day event in the NorCal SF Bay Area!!

Liberty Weekend with Joey Gibson – Patriot Prayer, Amber Gwen Cummings – Transsexual Patriot, & Lindsay Grathwohl – patriot, mom & Daughter of the late Larry Grathwohl.

Patriot Prayer Joey Gibson rally will kick off Liberty Weekend on Saturday August 26th at Crissy Field Presidio & Amber Gwen Cummings rally is on Sunday August 27th at MLK park in Berkeley.

Join us in San Francisco, California on August 26th,2017 at the Presidio – Crissy Field at 2pm for a day of freedom, spirituality, unity, peace, and patriotism! San Francisco has long been a city that prides itself in acceptance of all, so together, let’s unite in this beautiful city to listen to some great speakers & live music!

We just received confirmation that the band – Good Ol’ Boyz will be performing in San Francisco at Crissy Field!

Speakers will include: Joey Gibson of Patriot Prayer, Will Johnson of Unite America First, Kyle Chapman – “Based Stickman”, Harim Uziel – Los Angeles For Trump, Amber Gwen Cummings – Transsexual Patriot, Kathryn Townsend, Gabriel Silva -Activist, Tusitala “Tiny” Toese, Pam Brunfield-Uriate, and more! As more speakers confirm, we will update this page.

I don’t know any of the speakers, either.

Some in San Francisco are not happy and they made plans, Turd Reich: San Francisco dog owners lay minefield of poo for rightwing rally

Hundreds of San Franciscans plan to prepare Crissy Field, the picturesque beach in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge where rightwing protest group Patriot Prayer will gather, with a generous carpeting of excrement.

Because nothing says “liberal values” like covering your own city in feces?

“I just had this image of alt-right people stomping around in the poop,”

. . . and spreading feces-borne bacteria all over the city after the rally?

Tuffy Tuffington said of the epiphany he had while walking Bob and Chuck, his two Patterdale terriers,

With a name like mine maybe I should not disparage people’s names, but, really, Tuffy Tuffington? Who named this guy, P. G. Wodehouse? Aunt Agatha‘s West Highland white terrier McIntosh would never take part in this. Where is Jeeves when we need him?

Continuing (emphasis added),

and trying to think

As the saying goes, trying is not doing, especially when you’re 45 years old and this is what you can come up with,

of the best way to respond to rightwing extremists in the wake of Charlottesville. “It seemed like a little bit of civil disobedience where we didn’t have to engage with them face to face.”

a.k.a. passive-aggressive vandalism,

Tuffington, a 45-year-old artist and designer, created a Facebook event page based on the concept, and the dog owners of San Francisco responded in droves. Many have declared their intention to stockpile their shitpiles for days in advance, then deliver them in bags for the site.

Yes, not only are they full of it, they are stockpiling it for days.

(The group is also planning to reconvene on Sunday to “clean up the mess and hug each other”.)

Tuffy and his thugs are going to need more than hugs after spreading bacteria from dog feces (emphasis added),

Beyond your grass, it has been estimated that a single gram of dog waste can contain 23 million fecal coliform bacteria, which are known to cause cramps, diarrhea, intestinal illness, and serious kidney disorders in humans. EPA even estimates that two or three days’ worth of droppings from a population of about 100 dogs would contribute enough bacteria to temporarily close a bay, and all watershed areas within 20 miles of it, to swimming and shell fishing.

Guess where Crissy Field is?

As you read above, it’s right next to San Francisco Bay.

I’m afraid to ask, how more stupid can they get?

UPDATE
Rally cancelled

Gibson said the group would hold a press conference at 2:00 p.m. at Alamo Park in the city to talk about what led up to the decision to cancel the event. He called on Mayor Lee to provide security against left-wing militants and anti-fascists, or Antifa.

Side note,
TRIGGER ALERT: San Francisco’s mayor’s name is Ed Lee. Of the Beijing Lees, perhaps?


Attention: See Da Tech Guy’s pinned post!

Fausta Rodríguez Wertz writes on U. S. and Latin America at Fausta’s blog