Hillary’s Only Influence Left to Sell: Books for Voters Seeking Closure

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Hillary's Only Influence Left to Sell: Books for Voters Seeking Closure

Henry Gon­do­rff: If they put you on the spot, we have to fold the con

The Sting 1973

We have seen plenty of posts con­cern­ing Hillary Clin­ton book tour like this:

On Sep­tem­ber 18, Hillary Clin­ton will kick off the book tour for What Hap­pened, her mem­oir about the 2016 pres­i­den­tial elec­tion, in Wash­ing­ton, D.C. The crowd at the Warner The­atre will, no doubt, be filled with many rep­re­sen­ta­tives of Pantsuit Nation and other pro-​Clinton fac­tions of the Demo­c­ra­tic Party. But, as Politico found out by talk­ing to Demo­c­ra­tic law­mak­ers and other Clin­ton allies, there will be plenty mem­bers of the minor­ity party stay­ing home on the 18th, pre­fer­ring to stick tooth­picks in their eyes than relive the night­mare of the 2016 elections.

“There is a col­lec­tive groan when­ever there’s another news cycle about this,” said Cal­i­for­nia Demo­c­ra­tic rep­re­sen­ta­tive Jared Huff­man, who added that Clinton’s tour comes at “maybe at the worst pos­si­ble time.” It’s not just the dis­trac­tion the book will pro­vide from a party fight­ing for issues such as DACA, Huff­man said, but the party fis­sures that could be reopened by Clinton’s critiques.

But there is one aspect of the tour that every­one is missing.

His­tor­i­cally a book has been a great way for peo­ple or orga­ni­za­tion to give big money to a con­nected per­son. After all if an author gets say $2 for the sale of a book then a busi­ness can buy 10,000, 20,000 or even 100,000 copies of their book and viola you have just given twice that fig­ure to said con­nected per­son with­out show­ing up as a donor.

Fur­ther­more not only are said books a tax write-​off for said com­pany but if you give those books away to a char­ity, any char­ity, sud­denly you have a char­i­ta­ble deduc­tion as well.

After all why do you think book pub­lish­ers give large advances to pols books that gen­er­ally end up in the dol­lar bin at stores across the nation?

How­ever this time there is some­thing different.

Hillary Clin­ton is no longer con­sid­ered a good invest­ment for for­eign gov­ern­ments, large cor­po­ra­tions or donors anx­ious to buy favor. With no influ­ence to sell and even less poten­tial to regain any , dol­lars given to her are sim­ply thrown away.

How­ever there is one group that thanks to media hys­te­ria is still invested in Hillary, Demo­c­rat vot­ers still in denial over the last election.

There are mil­lions of peo­ple still on meds in blue states, on col­lege cam­puses and in trendy neigh­bor­hoods who are not only still in mourn­ing but are “still in ther­apy over Hillary’s loss”. To them Hillary Clin­ton is a sym­bol of the par­adise that was, in their minds “stolen” in a Russ­ian con­spir­acy and her very pres­ence will be cathartic.

Now under nor­mal cir­cum­stance this would not be the case, but thanks to the media’s own obses­sive behav­ior, peo­ple who would nor­mally have got­ten on with their lives are still in a state of shock and dis­may in need of a release.

When it came to run­ning a cam­paign or the state depart­ment Hillary Clin­ton might have been 2nd rate but let it never be said that any mem­ber of the Clin­ton clan didn’t rec­og­nize a bunch of suck­ers (per­haps mil­lions of them) with cash ready to be parted from them when they saw one.

Thus we see sto­ries like this:

Hillary Clin­ton Com­ing to Con­necti­cut for 2 Book Signings

Hillary Clin­ton shows up late as fans turn out in hun­dreds for NYC book signing

Hillary Clin­ton to hold book sign­ing in Buffalo

With more to come Port­land, Boston, Seat­tle, Mil­wau­kee, Atlanta

Time is of the essence, there is no way of when real­ity will com­pel these folks from aban­don­ing their self-​pity and delu­sion and get back to liv­ing their lives so Hillary has to strike while the poten­tial to make from two to five bucks a head is still there. Sure it’s not the easy money she is used to but it’s the only influ­ence she has left to sell.

So now we will be treated to some­thing extra­or­di­nary. Hillary Clin­ton deal­ing with these suck­ers plebes all over the coun­try, crack­ing a smile, sign­ing her name and even risk­ing the odd con­ser­v­a­tive in line ask­ing a ques­tion about Beng­hazi or email servers or Bill’s Bim­bos as she trav­els the coun­try hawk­ing books to make a buck and per­haps dream­ing that it will turn into a groundswell to have one more go at the White House.

But if you are a voter of the left excited to get close to Hillary to give your­self clo­sure remem­ber this:


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Henry Gondorff: If they put you on the spot, we have to fold the con

The Sting 1973

We have seen plenty of posts concerning Hillary Clinton book tour like this:

On September 18, Hillary Clinton will kick off the book tour for What Happened, her memoir about the 2016 presidential election, in Washington, D.C. The crowd at the Warner Theatre will, no doubt, be filled with many representatives of Pantsuit Nation and other pro-Clinton factions of the Democratic Party. But, as Politico found out by talking to Democratic lawmakers and other Clinton allies, there will be plenty members of the minority party staying home on the 18th, preferring to stick toothpicks in their eyes than relive the nightmare of the 2016 elections.

“There is a collective groan whenever there’s another news cycle about this,” said California Democratic representative Jared Huffman, who added that Clinton’s tour comes at “maybe at the worst possible time.” It’s not just the distraction the book will provide from a party fighting for issues such as DACA, Huffman said, but the party fissures that could be reopened by Clinton’s critiques.

But there is one aspect of the tour that everyone is missing.

Historically a book has been a great way for people or organization to give big money to a connected person. After all if an author gets say $2 for the sale of a book then a business can buy 10,000, 20,000 or even 100,000 copies of their book and viola you have just given twice that figure to said connected person without showing up as a donor.

Furthermore not only are said books a tax write-off for said company but if you give those books away to a charity, any charity, suddenly you have a charitable deduction as well.

After all why do you think book publishers give large advances to pols books that generally end up in the dollar bin at stores across the nation?

However this time there is something different.

Hillary Clinton is no longer considered a good investment for foreign governments, large corporations or donors anxious to buy favor. With no influence to sell and even less potential to regain any , dollars given to her are simply thrown away.

However there is one group that thanks to media hysteria is still invested in Hillary, Democrat voters still in denial over the last election.

There are millions of people still on meds in blue states, on college campuses and in trendy neighborhoods who are not only still in mourning but are “still in therapy over Hillary’s loss”. To them Hillary Clinton is a symbol of the paradise that was, in their minds “stolen” in a Russian conspiracy and her very presence will be cathartic.

Now under normal circumstance this would not be the case, but thanks to the media’s own obsessive behavior, people who would normally have gotten on with their lives are still in a state of shock and dismay in need of a release.

When it came to running a campaign or the state department Hillary Clinton might have been 2nd rate but let it never be said that any member of the Clinton clan didn’t recognize a bunch of suckers (perhaps millions of them)  with cash ready to be parted from them when they saw one.

Thus we see stories like this:

Hillary Clinton Coming to Connecticut for 2 Book Signings

Hillary Clinton shows up late as fans turn out in hundreds for NYC book signing

Hillary Clinton to hold book signing in Buffalo

With more to come Portland, Boston, Seattle, Milwaukee, Atlanta

Time is of the essence, there is no way of when reality will compel these folks from abandoning their self-pity and delusion and get back to living their lives so Hillary has to strike while the potential to make from two to five bucks a head is still there. Sure it’s not the easy money she is used to but it’s the only influence she has left to sell.

So now we will be treated to something extraordinary. Hillary Clinton dealing with these suckers plebes all over the country, cracking a smile, signing her name and even risking the odd conservative in line asking a question about Benghazi or email servers or Bill’s Bimbos as she travels the country hawking books to make a buck and perhaps dreaming that it will turn into a groundswell to have one more go at the White House.

But if you are a voter of the left excited to get close to Hillary to give yourself closure remember this:


As it’s very unlikely that anyone is out to buy 10,000 or 100,000 copies of my book Hail Mary the Perfect Protestant (and Catholic) Prayer (although if someone wants to do so fee free) the best way for you to let us know that our reporting, our writers and the growing collection of short youtube interviews, are worthy of support we do is here is of value please hit DaTipJar Below



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