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by baldilocks

Fig­ures.

In case you missed it, fem­i­nists have turned to the sad rit­ual of “mar­ry­ing” them­selves after they pur­sue careers, sleep around, and end up alone past the nat­ural years of child­bear­ing. But it turns out, they can’t even stay com­mit­ted to themselves.

One such fem­i­nist named Sophie went through with the whole wed­ding spec­ta­cle: the white bridal dress, brides­maids, the flow­ers, you name it. But soon she grew tired of her­self and found her­self in the sack with a polyamor­ist (some­one who has mul­ti­ple part­ners) named Ruari.

The two had a momen­tary, yet monog­a­mous affair, claims Sophie.

In another twist, polyamor­ist Ruari ended up ditch­ing Sophie for … him­self! That’s right, he ended up say­ing “I do” to him­self in an equally pathetic marry-​yourself type wedding.

But Sophie, clearly an empow­ered woman, claims this was all part of the plan post­nup­tial, telling ITV’s This Morn­ing that “self-​marriage isn’t about never being with any­one else, how­ever – it’s about ‘self-​love’.”

In a world where being con­ser­v­a­tive while not being white male is self-​hatred, and where a vice pres­i­dent being cau­tious around women when are not his wife or rel­a­tive is hatred of women, and where Chris­tian­ity equals hatred-​hatred, it’s log­i­cal that self-​love is some­thing to be sought. We were warned.

There will be ter­ri­ble times in the last days. Peo­ple will be lovers of them­selves

After these “infi­deli­ties,” it would be so much fun to see these ‘tards present them­selves in Divorce Court. Some lawyer will, no doubt, take their money.

Hey, I think I just had a new TV show idea! Feel free to steal it.

Juli­ette Akinyi Ochieng blogs at baldilocks. (Her older blog is located here.) Her first novel, Tale of the Tigers: Love is Not a Game, was pub­lished in 2012. Her sec­ond novel ten­ta­tively titled Arlen’s Harem, will be done one day soon! Fol­low her on Twit­ter and on Gab​.ai.

Please con­tribute to Juliette’s JOB: Her new novel, her blog, her Inter­net to keep the lat­ter going and COF­FEE to keep her going!

Or hit Da Tech Guy’s Tip Jar in the name of Inde­pen­dent Journalism!

by baldilocks

Figures.

In case you missed it, feminists have turned to the sad ritual of “marrying” themselves after they pursue careers, sleep around, and end up alone past the natural years of childbearing. But it turns out, they can’t even stay committed to themselves.

One such feminist named Sophie went through with the whole wedding spectacle: the white bridal dress, bridesmaids, the flowers, you name it. But soon she grew tired of herself and found herself in the sack with a polyamorist (someone who has multiple partners) named Ruari.

The two had a momentary, yet monogamous affair, claims Sophie.

In another twist, polyamorist Ruari ended up ditching Sophie for … himself! That’s right, he ended up saying “I do” to himself in an equally pathetic marry-yourself type wedding.

But Sophie, clearly an empowered woman, claims this was all part of the plan postnuptial, telling ITV’s This Morning that “self-marriage isn’t about never being with anyone else, however – it’s about ‘self-love’.”

In a world where being conservative while not being white male is self-hatred, and where a vice president being cautious around women when are not his wife or relative is hatred of women, and where Christianity equals hatred-hatred, it’s logical that self-love is something to be sought. We were warned.

There will be terrible times in the last days.  People will be lovers of themselves

After these “infidelities,” it would be so much fun to see these ‘tards present themselves in Divorce Court. Some lawyer will, no doubt, take their money.

Hey, I think I just had a new TV show idea! Feel free to steal it.

Juliette Akinyi Ochieng blogs at baldilocks. (Her older blog is located here.) Her first novel, Tale of the Tigers: Love is Not a Game, was published in 2012. Her second novel tentatively titled Arlen’s Harem, will be done one day soon! Follow her on Twitter and on Gab.ai.

Please contribute to Juliette’s JOB:  Her new novel, her blog, her Internet to keep the latter going and COFFEE to keep her going!

Or hit Da Tech Guy’s Tip Jar in the name of Independent Journalism!