Who Wants to be the Next House Speaker?

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Who Wants to be the Next House Speaker?

With the news that Eddie Mun­ster Paul RINO Ryan will be vacat­ing his role as Speaker of the House, the job is going to be open to any­one who wants to run for it — lit­er­ally any­one, as Marco Rubio con­firmed to TMZ this week. Click HERE for the cute video. TMZ asked Sen­a­tor Rubio if even Kanye West could run for the posi­tion, which Rubio answered affir­ma­tively. It’s true, even YOU can run if you want to! All you have to do is meet a few require­ments, and then get the votes from Con­gress, and there you are as Speaker of the House!

As long as you are an Amer­i­can Cit­i­zen and over the age of 25, you are eli­gi­ble, appar­ently, and then you just have to win the roll call vote at the begin­ning of the next ses­sion of Con­gress. Of course the posi­tion typ­i­cally goes to another swamp crea­ture who is already has a seat in the House of Con­gress, but it doesn’t have to.

I per­son­ally would like to see the next Speaker not be another squishy Repub­li­can swamp thing who eagerly does the bid­ding of the left (see Cryin’ John Boehner for an exam­ple of that) or a #Nev­erTrump lump (Eddie Mun­ster Paul RINO Ryan). I’d like to see a Speaker who will proudly stand WITH My Pres­i­dent Trump to help see the agenda of putting Amer­ica, her peo­ple, and her inter­ests FIRST rather than com­pro­mis­ing our safety, secu­rity, and free­doms to appease hos­tiles and for­eign­ers. Does such a per­son really and truly exist in the House of Rep­re­sen­ta­tives? I sure hope so, but if we can’t find a good ‘un there, then I have a few sug­ges­tions from out­side the already seated (and no, not Kanye):

Mr. Pinko from the iOTWRe­port blog would be a great speaker, if he were will­ing to shed his anonymity; he has a delight­ful New York accent, and calls it as he sees it, just like My Don­ald, and more impor­tantly, he is fully on board with the MAGA agenda. If you are not famil­iar with this great man, then you can become so by check­ing out his radio show on Spreaker and Blog Talk Radio, The U.S. and Eh? Show, co-​hosted by Mike Nord­strom (who is in Canada). One more thing, Mr. Pinko is funny, and I think we could all use some laughs.

Clint East­wood would be nice to see up there, scar­ing the beje­sus out of the left­ies, and don’t tell me he is too old, because Nancy Pelosi and a LOT of crazy fos­sils like her are still “work­ing” in Congress.

Ted Nugent, just to watch people’s heads explode over it!

Really, just give me some­one who doesn’t think that invad­ing the United States is an “act of love” or that a fanat­i­cal cult whose man­i­festo explic­itly demands that its mem­bers mur­der or enslave the rest of us is a “reli­gion of peace”, and I would be open to what they have to say.

Who would you like to see as the next Speaker? Would YOU want the job?

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MJ Steven­son, AKA Zilla, is best known on the web as Zilla at MareZilla​.com. She lives in a wood­land shack near a creek, in one of those rural parts of New York State that nobody knows or cares about, with her fam­ily and a large pack of guardian com­pan­ion ani­mals.

With the news that Eddie Munster Paul RINO Ryan will be vacating his role as Speaker of the House, the job is going to be open to anyone who wants to run for it – literally anyone, as Marco Rubio confirmed to TMZ this week. Click HERE for the cute video. TMZ asked Senator Rubio if even Kanye West could run for the position, which Rubio answered affirmatively. It’s true, even YOU can run if you want to! All you have to do is meet a few requirements, and then get the votes from Congress, and there you are as Speaker of the House!

As long as you are an American Citizen and over the age of 25, you are eligible, apparently, and then you just have to win the roll call vote at the beginning of the next session of Congress. Of course the position typically goes to another swamp creature who is already has a seat in the House of Congress, but it doesn’t have to.

I personally would like to see the next Speaker not be another squishy Republican swamp thing who eagerly does the bidding of the left (see Cryin’ John Boehner for an example of that) or a #NeverTrump lump (Eddie Munster Paul RINO Ryan). I’d like to see a Speaker who will proudly stand WITH My President Trump to help see the agenda of putting America, her people, and her interests FIRST rather than compromising our safety, security, and freedoms to appease hostiles and foreigners. Does such a person really and truly exist in the House of Representatives? I sure hope so, but if we can’t find a good ‘un there, then I have a few suggestions from outside the already seated (and no, not Kanye):

Mr. Pinko from the iOTWReport blog would be a great speaker, if he were willing to shed his anonymity; he has a delightful New York accent, and calls it as he sees it, just like My Donald, and more importantly, he is fully on board with the MAGA agenda. If you are not familiar with this great man, then you can become so by checking out his radio show on Spreaker and Blog Talk Radio, The U.S. and Eh? Show, co-hosted by Mike Nordstrom (who is in Canada). One more thing, Mr. Pinko is funny, and I think we could all use some laughs.

Clint Eastwood would be nice to see up there, scaring the bejesus out of the lefties, and don’t tell me he is too old, because Nancy Pelosi and a LOT of crazy fossils like her are still “working” in Congress.

Ted Nugent, just to watch people’s heads explode over it!

Really, just give me someone who doesn’t think that invading the United States is an “act of love” or that a fanatical cult whose manifesto explicitly demands that its members murder or enslave the rest of us is a “religion of peace”, and I would be open to what they have to say.

Who would you like to see as the next Speaker? Would YOU want the job?

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MJ Stevenson, AKA Zilla, is best known on the web as Zilla at MareZilla.com. She lives in a woodland shack near a creek, in one of those rural parts of New York State that nobody knows or cares about, with her family and a large pack of guardian companion animals.