#CancelWhitePeople

by Christopher Harper | August 7th, 2018

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#CancelWhitePeople

A.G. Sulzberger
Pub­lisher
The New York Times
620 Eighth Avenue
New York, New York 10018

Dear Mr. Sulzberger:

I have been a sub­scriber to your news­pa­per for much of the past 30 years.

Dur­ing that time, I have stood by you when Jason Blair made stuff up.

I stood by you when Judith Miller made stuff up.

I must stand by you when Sarah Jeong made stuff up.

As an old, white guy, I under­stand that I deserve to be treated with cruelty.

For years I have been a grov­el­ing gob­lin and been mis­er­able to others.

I have marked up the inter­net like a dog piss­ing on a fire hydrant.

I didn’t real­ize that I burn more eas­ily in the sun than peo­ple of color.

I thought liv­ing under­ground was what every­one did.

I find com­fort that my fel­low aca­d­e­mics and my for­mer col­leagues in the main­stream media stand by Jeong’s side.

As Nolan L. Cabr­era, an asso­ciate pro­fes­sor at the Uni­ver­sity of Ari­zona, put it so clearly:

The term ‘racism’ is not the equiv­a­lence of prej­u­dice or big­otry. It’s an analy­sis of social inequal­ity along the color lines and an analy­sis of power dynam­ics and social oppres­sion. None of which has ever been in the hands of peo­ple of color or com­mu­ni­ties of color: There’s never been the social struc­ture to be able to oppress white people.”

I do real­ize the error of my ways, fail­ing to see that I have sub­ju­gated all races to second-​class cit­i­zen­ship and under­stand­ing that a social struc­ture must be put in place to oppress white people.

As a Trump sup­porter, I under­stand why Jeong feels that “noth­ing but an unend­ing cas­cade of vomit” comes out of her mouth when she tries to “politely greet a Republican.”

I do real­ize that I am a “garbage” per­son with bad teeth as your and Jeong’s col­league at POLITICO so rightly put it.

I also endorse the harass­ment of many admin­is­tra­tion offi­cials for their looks and the ban on some of them eat­ing in restau­rants because of their beliefs.

My re-​education is almost com­plete. I will con­tinue to read your excel­lent colum­nists like Charles Blow and Jeong to make cer­tain that my way­ward ways are corrected.

I praise you and your media col­leagues for rais­ing the bar so high on jour­nal­is­tic standards.

Oh, I am sorry for being, as Joeng puts it, “satirical.”

Cor­dially,

Christo­pher Harper

A.G. Sulzberger
Publisher
The New York Times
620 Eighth Avenue
New York, New York 10018

Dear Mr. Sulzberger:

I have been a subscriber to your newspaper for much of the past 30 years.

During that time, I have stood by you when Jason Blair made stuff up.

I stood by you when Judith Miller made stuff up.

I must stand by you when Sarah Jeong made stuff up.

As an old, white guy, I understand that I deserve to be treated with cruelty.

For years I have been a groveling goblin and been miserable to others.

I have marked up the internet like a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.

I didn’t realize that I burn more easily in the sun than people of color.

I thought living underground was what everyone did.

I find comfort that my fellow academics and my former colleagues in the mainstream media stand by Jeong’s side.

As Nolan L. Cabrera, an associate professor at the University of Arizona, put it so clearly:

“The term ‘racism’ is not the equivalence of prejudice or bigotry. It’s an analysis of social inequality along the color lines and an analysis of power dynamics and social oppression. None of which has ever been in the hands of people of color or communities of color: There’s never been the social structure to be able to oppress white people.”

I do realize the error of my ways, failing to see that I have subjugated all races to second-class citizenship and understanding that a social structure must be put in place to oppress white people.

As a Trump supporter, I understand why Jeong feels that “nothing but an unending cascade of vomit” comes out of her mouth when she tries to “politely greet a Republican.”

I do realize that I am a “garbage” person with bad teeth as your and Jeong’s colleague at POLITICO so rightly put it.

I also endorse the harassment of many administration officials for their looks and the ban on some of them eating in restaurants because of their beliefs.

My re-education is almost complete. I will continue to read your excellent columnists like Charles Blow and Jeong to make certain that my wayward ways are corrected.

I praise you and your media colleagues for raising the bar so high on journalistic standards.

Oh, I am sorry for being, as Joeng puts it, “satirical.”

Cordially,

Christopher Harper

 

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