Brett Kavanaugh: I know dear but these are all mementos of my school days.
Mrs. Kavanaugh: Mementos? It’s just a bunch of papers. You don’t need them for anything
Brett Kavanaugh: They don’t take up all that much space, and besides some of this stuff might be useful someday.
Mrs. Kavanaugh: USEFUL? This junk [reaches into a box] When are you going to need a bunch of old calendars from 1982?
Brett Kavanaugh: You never know dear.
Mrs. Kavanaugh: I’ll give you till the end of the year, I want all this stuff in the recycle bin.
Brett Kavanaugh: But dear…
Mrs. Kavanaugh: I’ll tell you what, if you can prove before Christmas that any of this junk is actually useful, I’ll give you an apology you’ll never forget.