"Remember, leave that cloth exactly where I told you." "Boss, why all the cloths? You're been advertising to the world that you're behind this for weeks." "Advertising? No, the indefatigable Capt Leland Stottlemeyer and his boobs in blue aren't remotely smart enough to recognize my signature" said Biederbeck, "I'm only advertising my involvement to one … Continue reading 100 Word Fan Fiction: Dale the Whale Beaches Adrian Monk
Maitre'D: Good Evening. Welcome to the Woke Arms. Do you have a reservation? Reilly: Yes Reilly party of six? Maitre'D: Ah yes, Reilly, party of six for dinner at 7 PM [looks at watch] 5:30 PM, you're right on the dot! If you will all follow me please. Reilly: [following down a long corridor] Yes … Continue reading A Dinner Reservation at the Woke Arms Restaurant
And now the song that we all need when liberals give us their holier than thou BS(Sung to the tune of Dixie) The Harvey Weinstein Liberal Pervado song or : Look Away ♫Oh, Way out West in Hollywood City, Harvey Weinstein liked 'em oh so pretty Look away, look away, look away Liberal Land.♫ ♫For … Continue reading The Harvey Weinstein et/all Liberal Pervnado Song: Look Away!
By John Ruberry As this post goes live, the 48th Chicago Pride Parade is taking place on the city's North Side. The event is still commonly called the Gay Parade, "Pride" is of course a much more generic term. On the Yahoo home page today, next to the rainbow colors, is this message, "Be proud … Continue reading Pride Parade? Chicago needs a Shame Parade
By John Ruberry The leftist group MoveOn got its start as Bill Clinton was being impeached. Their initial message was along the lines of, Bubba has done a great job running the country, his affair with Monica Lewinsky was inappropriate, and now it's time for Americans to, well, move on. Now if only the cheerleaders … Continue reading Media insanity over Trump win continues
By John Ruberry "Bias has always been a factor in journalism. It's nearly impossible to remove. Humans have their thoughts, and keeping them out of your work is difficult. But 2016 saw the remaining veneer of credibility, thin as it was, stripped away and set on fire." Derek Hunter, Townhall, October 23, 2016. "A free … Continue reading If the World Series was umpired the same way as the presidential race
My friend has become a Facebook rock star after he posted a video of his trigger warning for his editing class at Loyola University in Baltimore. The post got nearly three million page views. “I have been giving a trigger warning on the first day of class every semester. This is it: This is going … Continue reading A Facebook Rock Star
Tuesday I wrote that the traits of a British sailor exhibited the traits described in the song "A British Tar" from HMS Pinafore would cause our special snowflakes to be triggered. Given what we have seen from the Obama Navy I've been thinking of how these lyrics would change to fit the current PC/SJW version … Continue reading A US Tar (SJW Obama Administration version)
As a Ted Cruz supporter I can present a lot of solid rational arguments to vote for Ted Cruz over Donald Trump. Cruz's record for fighting against amnesty, common core and Obamacare. He's constant consistent conservatism, and his willingness to put himself on the line for these principles and the folly of supporting someone who … Continue reading The Donald Trump Gibberish Song or What Platitudes will get you
Handbills are now appearing in reaction to the Killings at Harpers FerryVirginia some examples we've seen this After Harpers Ferry shooting, Plantation owners blame GOP rhetoric for "toxic environment" Richmond Herald Politics Oct 29, 1859 and this I'm not kidding: who in the Beltway press corps has the eggs to ask Harriet Stowe if the release of Uncle Tom's Cabin … Continue reading Flashback: John Brown Raid Blamed on Hateful Abolitionist Rhetoric
I love cars. What I love the most about cars is, cars represent independence: An individual with a car at their disposal is free to go anywhere they please, whenever they please, unfettered. All they need is a driver's license and a full tank of gas. You may not even have to know how to … Continue reading Private enterprise vs. government-owned
Don Corleone: . And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you. The Godfather 1072 Do you need a last-minute Christmas gift for someone who is hard to buy for? The North Korean Government has the perfect gift for you! The … Continue reading North Korea Offers the Perfect Christmas Gift: Raw Power!
By John Ruberry "Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We’re gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we’re speaking figuratively." Weird Al Yankovic, Sports Song. The generic send-up of fight anthems, Sports Song, on Weird Al Yankovic's latest album is quite timely today. This afternoon the Houston … Continue reading Redskins: The-Team-That-Must-Not-Be-Named starts their season
Archie: They change their last names but keep their first names so that they'll still recognize each other. Mike: What the hell are you talking about? Archie: Well, you get two Jews meeting on the street. One of them says his name is Smith ... Izzy Smith. That's how it works, see? So you get Sol Nelson, … Continue reading Dana Bash & the Scourge of SRASS (Sudden Republican Anti-Semitism Syndrome)
by Linda Szugyi "Heteronormative patriarchy" is a phrase that would make me chuckle under any circumstance. That so much pomposity can be crammed into merely two words is a marvel on par with John Cleese's talent for parody. One needn't be a scholar of feminist theory to notice the attempt to make disapproval sound like academic enlightenment. It's a great example of the Marcusean idea that intolerance of the Right … Continue reading Roses are Red, Violets are Blue