Tuesday I was reading an excellent piece at the NY Post by Salma Zito on Canadian’s opinions concerning President Trump when I saw this piece highlighted on the side that made my jaw drop
My first reaction is “you’re kidding me” alas they’re not.
An internet vlogger has stunned viewers with the reason she let her best friend sleep with her boyfriend.
YouTuber Lena Nersesian, who calls herself Lena The Plug, told her 900,000 subscribers she wanted her friend Emily to have sex with Adam so she can “try his penis.”
Yes, you’re reading that right, the story continues
Adam was pretty happy to take part in the online experiment,
Break out my “shockda face”
although he said he was feeling the pressure to “perform.”
Yeah I can imagine a million people watching two woman critique you would put the pressure on
The girls are then seen in skimpy outfits twerking for Adam — who has his own YouTube channel — before he joins them on the bed.
After the girls had sex with him — off camera — the threesome discussed their antics in X-rated detail.
I’ve got nothing to say to Adam, I was young and stupid once and the odds of me at that age having the good sense to decline his girlfriend’s “generous” offer would have been even smaller than the odds of me ever getting said offer, so instead let me address myself to the young ladies in question in the interest of explaining realities that their parents apparently never bothered to. Let me lead with a cold hard practical facts of life.
If you seeking internet fame based on sexuality you might draw plenty of hits and perhaps make ad revenue off but eventually time age and the lessening shock values starts working against you.
Consider what I wrote about former Pippi Longstocking star Tami Erin a few years back (content warning) when she went from complaining about a sex tape, to pushing the sextape to Touring with Hustler mag. For a time the numbers looked promising for the 39 year Ms. Erin.
Thanks to the new found male interest in the former child star her web site ranking has jacked up by 700,000 spots in Alexa Rank over the last few months and will likely break the top 2,000,000 rank before the year is out. I suspect her twitter following will rise as well easily reaching 10,000 by years end.
Alas four years later at Age 43 despite her movie fame, the neutral objective fact that she is still an extremely attractive woman, and her increased ahem exposure, her twitter feed sits at 7650 and her web site’s Alexa ranks is 16,211,767 (down 2,848,489 spots), about 15,800,000 places behind this old fat guy in a twelve foot scarf whose parts nobody is interested in viewing. This is not a surprise as I said at the time:
There are already plenty of younger more voluptuous women ready and willing to carry themselves more provocatively than Ms. Erin. It won’t take long for the novelty to fade and then the stray lesbian kiss, topless shot or swing around a pole will not be enough to retain the interest and procure the monies of the MichaelDick73’s JDogg77’s and Machette42’s of the world.
That’s the point when she is going to have to go a bit farther and then a bit farther again until a search for Tami Erin will turn up results on a niche category of older woman doing X, Y and Z on porn sites around the world.
Her threesome video drew millions of hits but what happens then, when the public’s interest in Miss Nersesian’s assets fade, after all it won’t take long for a new younger woman, just as busty and willing to display her assets on youtube for the crowd that has already seen her’s
Does she move from mentioning a threesome off camera to having one on camera, do you add a 3rd woman or perhaps a second man? Based on her twitter feed (very NSFW and not linked here) that’s apparently not a problem, but the farther you go the more you suffer from the laws of diminishing returns.
Now as I mentioned before I was once young and stupid and it’s only because of the lack of a public internet at the time that the mistakes of my generation are not viewing fodder our/my children and grandchildren as yours are, but while someone can’t change the past you can shape the future.
So to Miss Nersesian I say this: Ask yourself where you want to be in five years or ten years in terms of a job, a relationship/husband and a family and then ask yourself if threesomes on youtube are going to get you there?
Frankly the answer to the question of how to get where you need to be was given by a Jewish Carpenter to a woman in a similar situation whose judges walked away in shame.
Then Jesus straightened up and said to her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?” She replied, “No one, sir.” Then Jesus said, “Neither do I condemn you. Go, (and) from now on do not sin any more.”
If you give him a chance Christ will be happy to welcome you and you won’t have to take off a thing.
Perhaps you might laugh at that idea now but you’ve got a long life ahead of you and Christ will keep trying. I’ll add you to my daily prayer list and we’ll let the Holy Spirit do the work.
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