Maitre'D: Good Evening. Welcome to the Woke Arms. Do you have a reservation? Reilly: Yes Reilly party of six? Maitre'D: Ah yes, Reilly, party of six for dinner at 7 PM [looks at watch] 5:30 PM, you're right on the dot! If you will all follow me please. Reilly: [following down a long corridor] Yes … Continue reading A Dinner Reservation at the Woke Arms Restaurant
And now the song that we all need when liberals give us their holier than thou BS(Sung to the tune of Dixie) The Harvey Weinstein Liberal Pervado song or : Look Away ♫Oh, Way out West in Hollywood City, Harvey Weinstein liked 'em oh so pretty Look away, look away, look away Liberal Land.♫ ♫For … Continue reading The Harvey Weinstein et/all Liberal Pervnado Song: Look Away!
As a Ted Cruz supporter I can present a lot of solid rational arguments to vote for Ted Cruz over Donald Trump. Cruz's record for fighting against amnesty, common core and Obamacare. He's constant consistent conservatism, and his willingness to put himself on the line for these principles and the folly of supporting someone who … Continue reading The Donald Trump Gibberish Song or What Platitudes will get you
Handbills are now appearing in reaction to the Killings at Harpers FerryVirginia some examples we've seen this After Harpers Ferry shooting, Plantation owners blame GOP rhetoric for "toxic environment" Richmond Herald Politics Oct 29, 1859 and this I'm not kidding: who in the Beltway press corps has the eggs to ask Harriet Stowe if the release of Uncle Tom's Cabin … Continue reading Flashback: John Brown Raid Blamed on Hateful Abolitionist Rhetoric
Last month at St. Anselm College Rick Santorum said this about the Iran Deal: Here’s what I would say is that everybody who votes against this resolution and votes for the Iran deal, everybody who votes for the Iran deal owns everything Iran gonna do from this point forward. If you feel comfortable that this … Continue reading The Democrat Iran “Killstarter” Campaign
Dateline: Seattle Washington The Green Bay Packers wasted no time after their overtime defeat by Seattle in firing conditioning coaches Hans and Franz after only a single season. The Austrian Conditioning Team, known for their occasionally abusive motivational speeches, were brought in for their reputation but fell out of favor after injuries to Aaron Rogers which reduced … Continue reading Breaking: Hans & Franz Fired as Green Bay Packers Conditioning Coaches
You might be used to going to The People's Cube for comedy but this piece by Oleg Atbashion is both comic and serious: My generation grew up believing that we were surrounded by deadly imperialist enemies, whose capitalist media, motivated by hatred and money, conducted a planned, centralized, state-sponsored ideological brainwashing of their own populations, … Continue reading The Fruits of Paranoia
Don Corleone: . And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you. The Godfather 1072 Do you need a last-minute Christmas gift for someone who is hard to buy for? The North Korean Government has the perfect gift for you! The … Continue reading North Korea Offers the Perfect Christmas Gift: Raw Power!
Archie: They change their last names but keep their first names so that they'll still recognize each other. Mike: What the hell are you talking about? Archie: Well, you get two Jews meeting on the street. One of them says his name is Smith ... Izzy Smith. That's how it works, see? So you get Sol Nelson, … Continue reading Dana Bash & the Scourge of SRASS (Sudden Republican Anti-Semitism Syndrome)
This video is a summary of what news organizations actually know about Flight 370 excluding all the expert speculation and theories and filler the networks have offered over the past week and concentrating on known facts We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging. ******** It's Thursday and the tip jar sits at $101 … Continue reading An Accurate Newscast on Flight 370
With apologies to the Buckinghams. Note the background chorus of consultants lyrics are in (parentheses) Kind of a drag if Obama campaigns for you, Kind of a drag if our prospects get screwed Oh, listen: (Listen to our focus groups', We checked out the data troupes) (The numbers tank when voters seen ya' , … Continue reading Kind of a Drag (Obama Election 2014 Remix)
Col Mike Lee: That force is breaking through, If we can't slow down their advance, those guys are going to be established on this high ground and it's going to be impossible to get them off. Col Ted Cruz: "You're right, If we can't plug that hole General Romney defeat left, we're finished, We're going … Continue reading Great moments in GOP Establishment History: July 2nd 1863 Cemetery Ridge
The Klingon Homeworld (Federation News Network): Arrog Son of Wuugh'zc spokesman for the Klingon Empire reacted negatively to the news that the US Supreme Court in a 5-4 Ruling held that states and their citizens could not be held responsible for or treated differently based on discrimination that took place generations ago. "Such a ghuy'cha' … Continue reading The Supreme Court Refuses to uphold Klingon Law
Sheldon Cooper: What's life without Whimsy? The Big Bang Theory The Lunar Excitation 2010 The Amanda Bynes case took a completely unexpected turn as police entering her apartment discovered the 27-year-old actress imprisoned in a secret room where apparently she had been held captive for nearly five years. Police arrested 27-year-old Penelope Taynt who has … Continue reading Amanda Bynes Innocent Crazed Fan Penelope Taynt Arrested for impersonating/imprisoning star UPDATE: It gets weird
With apologies to Kipling It is always a temptation; when you live on agitation To call upon a business and to say; -- "We protested you last night -- back with media tonight "Unless you pay us cash to go away" Once that was called the Dane-geld And the leftists who ask for it explain … Continue reading Chick Fil-A and the Dane Geld (or is it the Gay Geld?)