GERBL SABLE Dynasty Baseball 2019 Sim Season Draft

There is more to life than Democrats creating magic ballots to steal the republic thus crisis or no our Sable / Gerbel face to face tabletop baseball lead held our draft on Saturday.

The Draft order was determined by last years record and draft picks for the 1st five rounds were eligible to trade. Teams were able to retain from 6 to 16 of their previous players and then drafted till they held 35.

Drafting TeamPlayerMLB TeamPositionC ?SP ?RP ?
Round 1
San DiegoBrett SutterMILLRx
SeattleEmilio Pagan TBSRx
Tampa BayMarcus SimeonOAKSS
San FranciscoTyler GlasnowTBSPx
WashingtonJavier BaezChCSS
NYYMichael BrantleyHOULF
St. LouisGerman MarquezCOLSPx
ColoradoDarvishChCSPx
Round 2
San DiegoAaron BummerChCLRx
SeattleDavid FletcherANA3B
Tampa BayVictor RoblesWSHCF
San FranciscoZach GallenARISPx
WashingtonLorenzo CainMILCF
NYYRoberto PerezCLECatx
Tampa BayRoman LaurenoOAKCF
ColoradoCharlie MortonTBSPx
Round 3
San DiegoCasey SadlerLADLRx
SeattleMax KeplarMINRF
Tampa BayHowie KendrickWSH1B
San FranciscoRyuLADSPx
Tampa BayPettitTBLRx
Tampa BayOliver DrakeTBLRx
St. LouisStarling MartePITCF
Tampa BayLucas GiolitoCWSSPx
Round 4
San DiegoMark MelanconATLRPx
SeattleAlex GordanKCLF
Tampa BayWilson ConterasCHCCx
San FranciscoJosh HaderMILRPx
WashingtonYadier MolinaStLCx
NYYJustin TurnerLAD3B
St. LouisChristian VazquezBOSCx
ColoradoEugenio SuarezCIN3B
Round 5
San DiegoTony WaltersCOLCx
SeattleMatt ChapmanOAK3B
Tampa BayJosh BellPIT1B
San FranciscoTyler DuffyMINSRx
WashingtonWhit MerrifieldKC2B
NYYCory SeagerLADSS
Tampa BayAndrelton SimmonsANASS
Tampa BayManny MachadoSD3B
Round 6
San DiegoYolmer SanchezCWS2B
SeattleMaillex SmithSEACF
Tampa BayBuster PoseySFC
San FranciscoDavid DollCOLOF
WashingtonOdorizziMINSPx
NYYSteven StrausbergWSHSPx
St. LouisJoe MusgrovePITSPx
ColoradoAlex CologmeCWSRPx
Round 7
San DiegoPeon BraxtonSEACF
SeattleMiguel RojazMIASS
Tampa BayEdwin EncarnacionNYY1B
San FranciscoBrad PeacockHOUSPx
WashingtonRobby RayARISPx
NYYJonathan VillarBAL2B
St. LouisEric SogardTB2B
ColoradoJorge SolairKCOF
Round 8
San DiegoYuli GurielHOU1B
SeattleRoss StriplingLADLRx
Tampa BayBrandon WorkmanBOSSRx
San FranciscoHanser AlbertoBAL2B
WashingtonDomingo GermanNYYS/RPxx
NYYMike SorokaATLSPx
St. LouisOscar MercadoCLECF
ColoradoDanny SantanaTEX1B
Round 9
San DiegoEvan LongoriaSF3B
SeattleChad GreenNYYLRx
Tampa BayCam BedroisianANARPx
San FranciscoAndrew McCutchenPHIOF
WashingtonGabriel YnoaBALS/RPxx
NYYMarcus StromanNYMSPx
St. LouisEduardo EscobarARI3B
ColoradoHunter RenfroSDOF
Round 10
San DiegoTrevor MayMINRPx
SeattleColin MchughHOUS/RPxx
Tampa BayLiam HendricksOAKSRx
San FranciscoNick WittgrenCLERPx
WashingtonMarcus WaldonBOSLRx
NYYMike ZuninoTBCx
St. LouisMelvis GoloriaKCCx
ColoradoMiguel SanoMIN3B
15 minute break
Round 11
San DiegoCarlos SantanaCLE3B
SeattleTyler ClippardCLERPx
Tampa BayEhire AdranzaMINSS
San FranciscoMitch GarberMINCx
WashingtonSergio RomoMINRPx
NYYZach BrittonNYYRPx
St. LouisJulio UriasLADRPx
ColoradoJames McCannCWSCx
Round 12
San DiegoHunter WoodCLERPx
SeattleAnthony BassSEARPx
Tampa BayDavid PeraltaARILF
San FranciscoKevin NewmanPITSS
WashingtonAnibel SanchezWSHSPx
NYYAlex VerdugoLADOF
St. LouisBrandon KintzlerCHCRPx
ColoradoBilly HamiltonATLOF
Round 13
San DiegoCesar HernandezPHI2B
SeattleKyle SeagerSEA3B
Tampa BayZach PlesacCLESPx
San FranciscoByron BuxtonMINCF
WashingtonKurt SuzukiWSHCx
NYYAlberto MondesiKCSS
St. LouisJose BerriosMINSPx
ColoradoKyle SchwarberCHCLF/Cx
Round 14
San DiegoJose AltuveHOU2B
SeattleDee GordonSEA2B
San FranciscoJosh OsichCWSRPx
WashingtonFrancisco LindorCLE2B
NYYGlaybar TorresNYYss
St. LouisAlbert PujolsANA1B
ColoradoIan HappCHC2B
Round 15
San DiegoVladimer Guerrero Jr. TOR3B
SeattleAdam FrazierPIT2B
San FranciscoBiggioTOR2B
WashingtonDelino DeshieldsTEX2B
NYYScott KingeryPHICF
St. LouisLuis RendikoANA2B
ColoradoStephan CreightonARILRx
Round 16
San DiegoJason HaywardCHCOF
SeattleHarison BaderStLCF
San FranciscoWil HarrisHOURPx
WashingtonKyle FarmerCin2B/Cx
NYYTanakaNYYSPx
St. LouisGreg AllenCLELF
ColoradoMadeaLADS/RPxx
Round 17
San DiegoFrancisco CervelliATLCx
SeattleMichael ConfortoNYMRF
San FranciscoRobinson ChirinosHOUCx
WashingtonAustin HedgesSDCx
NYYRoberto OsunaHOURPx
St. LouisBrian AndersonMIA3B
ColoradoAnthony DesciafaniCINSPx
Round 18
SeattleIsaih Kiner-FalefaTEXC/3Bx
San FranciscoMike CanhaOAKOF
WashingtonAdam PlutkoS/RPxx
NYYPedro BaezLADRPx
St. LouisTrevor BauerCinSPx
ColoradoJoc PetersonLADLF
Round 19
SeattleDaniel VogelbachSEA1B
San FranciscoHunter PenceTexOF
WashingtonWade MileyHOUSPx
NYYScott ObergCOLRPx
St. LouisDaniel MurphyCOL1B
ColoradoLance LynnTEXSPx
15 Minute Break
Round 20
San FranciscoMatt BaumgardnerSFSPx
WashingtonEdwin DiazNYMRPx
NYYDanny SwansonATLSS
St. LouisHector NerisPHIRPx
ColoradoRyan PressleyHOURPx
Round 21
San FranciscoTommy PhanTBLF
WashingtonEric HosmerSD1B
NYYJandal GustaveSFRPx
St. LouisAnsel RoblesANARPx
ColoradoCarson KellyARICx
Round 22
San FranciscoSean DoolittleWSHRPx
WashingtonRyan BraunMILOF
NYYIan Kennedy KCRPx
St. LouisJeff SamargaSFSPx
ColoradoYoan MoncadaCWS3B
Round 23
San FranciscoNikki LobezKC2B
WashingtonJason KitmasCLE2B
NYYAustin MeadowsTBCF
St. LouisJiman ChoiTB1B
ColoradoJordan HicksSTLRPx
Round 24
San FranciscoSevy ZavalaCWSCx
WashingtonColin MoranPIT2B
NYYRowdy TellezTOR1B
St. LouisBrandon DruryTOR3B
ColoradoChristian WalkerARI1B
Round 25
WashingtonChris OwingsBOS2B
NYYBrett GardnerNYYOF
St. LouisJorge PolancoMINSS
ColoradoNoah SindergartenNYMSPx
Round 26
WashingtonLeroy GarciaCWS3B
NYYLuis ServerinoNYYSPx
St. LouisJorge PolancoMINSS
ColoradoHomer BaileyOAKSPx
Round 27
WashingtonEddie Rosario MINOF
ColoradoDede GregoriousNYYSS
Round 28
ColoradoCarlos CarreraHOUSS
Round 29
ColoradoReyesHOURF
Round 30
ColoradoAdrian HowserMILRPx
Round 31
ColoradoShane GreenATLRPx

In addition to the standard draft there was the AA draft. This is a draft of any fringe player (fringe meaning a batter with a % or a pitcher with a spot start rating and no relief rating )

Teams were able to hold the rights to up to five AA players who can not be used this season. Franchises can retain up to five rookies that they already had rights to and then can fill any remaining spots via said draft.

1st Rnd
TeamPlayerPosition
San DiegoJose RodoRPOAK
SeattleChad WalchCMIA
Tampa BayWil SmithCLAD
WashingtonAdam HaseluyCFPHI
NYYBo BichetteOFTOR
St. LouisGenesis CabreraS/RPStL
2nd Rnd
SeattleTim LopesCFSEA
Tampa BayDustin MayRPLAD
WashingtonEmmanuel PlaceRPTEX
NYYAustin RileyLFATL
St. LouisAdam DuvalOF/1BATL
3rd Rnd
SeattleAustin AdamsRPSEA
Tampa BayWendelkenRPOAK
NYYEric KratzCTB
4th Rnd
SeattleMarco Hernandez2BBOS
Tampa BayGonsolinSPLAD
5th Rnd
SeattleTyler AlexanderRPDET
St. Louis also has Sean Manaea

If a player retains “fringe” status the following season a team may keep them on their AA roster. If said player gets fulltime status they must either be kept on their standard 35 man roster or be released.

Opening Day is Black Saturday (Nov 28th) for a 60 game season. Good luck to all.

If you have an interest in joining next year contact us. if we have multiple players interested a short AA season might be possible as a test run to be played at the same time as the regular season using the non-drafted fringe players as a roster.

The Donald Trump Re-Election Case in Song: What has the Donald Ever Done For Us?

After seeing emails from CEO and facebook messages that my son have recieved saying if you’re voting for Trump to unfriend them it seems that the case for re-election needs to be made to folks like this and being a Python fan this song came to me almost at once:

(Sung to the tune of “What have the Romans ever done for us?” from the Monty Python Opera “Not the Messiah” )

Oh Trump he's a bastard,
he offends us every night,
He's tweets out very nasty things
and there's no end in sight,
and we're embarrassed in return
while he triggers up such fuss,
what has the Donald ever done for us?  ♫

♫ What has the Donald,
what has the Donald,
what has the Donald ever done for us? ♫

The tax cut?
What?
...he, he gave us the Tax cut...

♫ Yes, he did give us that, that's true
And Isis is crushed and now they're through
The tax cut I'll grant is one
thing that Donald Trump he may have done
And the regulations he's cut right back too
And the embassy move ♫

♫ Well, apart from ending ISIS and regulation,
And the Jerusalem relocation
And safety from terrorists for all the nation
Apart from those, which are a plus,
what has the Donald ever done for us ?♫

♫ What has the Donald,
what has the Donald
what has the Donald ever done for us? ♫

The Wall?
What?
...He's built hundreds of miles of real wall...

♫ Oh, yes, he did... ♫ 

♫ The southern border now is more tight,
and the New Space force will be ready to fight.
Vets now have choice instead of grief
The China travel ban and COVID relief
Killed the deal funding the Iran terror hoards
and new stock market records ♫

♫ Well apart from China and the VA choice,
Space force, Iran, relief and 401k rejoice,
And the wall stopping the immigration fuss
what has the Donald ever done for us? ♫

♫ What has the Donald,
what has the Donald,
what has the Donald ever done for us? ♫

Justice Reform?
What?
...Criminal Justice Reform...

♫ Oh, yes, yes... ♫

♫ Criminal Justice reform made a wrong a right,
and new trade deals mean a fair trade fight.
Abundant Energy for our needs,,
Right to try and NATO deals
the great new judges for all our nation
and funding black education ♫

♫ Well apart from, Health, Judges, trade and NATO deals,
Independence from Arab oil fields,
And black colleges funded instead of handcuffs,
what has the Donald ever done for us? ♫

♫ What has the Donald,
what has the Donald,
what has the Donald ever done for us? ♫

Brought peace.
Peace, Oh, shut up!

I know I added an extra verse to the song but the list of the President’s accomplishments is so damn long that even with the extra verse there was plenty to left out.

If you’ve never seen or heard the song this is based on here it is

and here’s the Monty Python Clip from Life of Brian that inspired it

Update: Just to clarify Donald Trump is NOT the Messiah…

…but Joe Biden & Family have been very naughty boys

Update: And now the song What has Joe Biden ever done for us?

Joe Biden he's a bastard,
he's a deep state parasite,
In DC forty seven years
as if it was his right,
and we're got nothing in return
while his family's stock goes up,
what has Joe Biden ever done for us? ♫

♫ What has Joe Biden,
what has Joe Biden,
what has Joe Biden ever done for us? ♫

....I'm thinking....

Odd how much shorter it is

Face to Face Dynasty League Update and Openings Plus two upcoming and one in progress online league

Our Dynasty Face to face league finished our SF Giants team won the world series in six and we are preparing the groundwork for a new season.

There will be a meeting at Zeda’s Pizza in Fitchburg MA today at noon any interested players are more than welcome.

Our draft will be November 14th again at Zedas. Depending on how many players we have there may be an expansion draft before the basic one. We will be playing with the 2019 season cards.

NOTE IF YOU WISH TO JOIN AS AN EXPANSION TEAM YOU NEED TO JOIN AND LET ME KNOW BY OCT 31st.

Additionally there are three online leagues that are either now or will be looking for players that I’m running.

Our 2nd season of the all pathetic league (all teams that lost at least 96 games) is now 12 games into a 162 game season, we play once a week (scheduled time Thursday 10 AM EST but you can reschedule at will) and there are currently 12 of 24 teams open. If you think you can take a bad team and make it the best of the bad we’d love to have you.

Our all time great league 2nd season is currently in playoffs in the league divisional round. By the rules of the league all playoff teams are retained for the next season and players who wish to keep their current teams may do so. But there are always openings and new teams that will be included. If you would like to manage a great team, either a playoff team that has been abandoned or a great team that is added in you are welcome to jump in. We will be reducing this league to once a week to make room for our third online league…

This will be the all mediocre league. This will consist of teams that finished with a record between two games under .500 & two games over .500 (in a 162 game season 80-82 – 82-80 in a 154 game season 73-75 – 75-73. Unlike the all pathetic league you will find a few starts on such teams and maybe more than an handful of HOF players in said league. Unlike the great teams league these are teams that were usually on the rise that hadn’t made it yet or good teams on the decline (or the teams like Connie Mack’s favorite the 4th place moneymakers)

It is more profitable for me to have a team that is in contention for most of the season but finishes about fourth. A team like that will draw well enough during the first part of the season to show a profit for the year, and you don’t have to give the players raises when they don’t win.

Connie Mack

This type of team would win about 60 games vs the all time greats (last season I demonstrated this when I accidentally put such a team the 2013 Diamondbacks in the ATG league instead of the 2001 team that I intended) and would dominate the all pathetic league. It will be interesting to see what they teams that are good enough to dominate bad teams and just good enough to put up a fight against great ones will do against each other.

These are the available teams by franchise

  • Orioles 57, 95, 15
  • Senators 67 Rangers 06
  • twins 73, 74
  • Yankees 71, 73
  • whitesox 74, 97, 98 .02
  • indians 75, 04, 08, 11, 15
  • Redsox 93
  • mariners 93
  • Brewers 96, 05, 09, 14
  • Angels 2000, 10, 17, 18
  • bluejays 2001, 05, 11, 15
  • tigers 2010
  • a’s 2010
  • Royals 2016, 17
  • Devil Rays 2017
  • Phillies 57, 74, 02, 12, 18, 19
  • Pirates 67, 73
  • braves 71
  • astros 73, 74, 96, 06
  • mets 75, 01,
  • Cardinals 75
  • giants 75
  • Padres 82, 05
  • dodgers 93, 94, 07, 10
  • cubs 95
  • Marlins 96, 10
  • reds 96, 06
  • Rockies 2000
  • diamondbacks 2008, 12, 13, 18
  • Nationals 2011, 18

If one of these teams is to your liking contact me online. this will be a 162 game season 3 game a series played once a week.

So if you want to play some sports where there is still no political grandstanding going on I’d love to have you, either in person or online. Either stop by at Zedas or leave a comment here and we’ll go from there.

100 Word Catholic Fan Fiction: Reunited twice

“Justin, the cot’s yours” said Pat, “Stay as long as you want.”

“Many thanks friend Stripsey” For I’ve been sorely troubled.”

Pat & the others left. Yolanda trailing the rest caught the The Shining Knight eye as he sat sword in hand. “Tis good to be among friends…” he began then abruptly stopped “The door!” he cried pointing at the wall.

Wildcat gasped. “You see the door?” she exclaimed!

“See it, I’d know it anywhere” said Justin. He rose & boldly strode though.

As it closed behind him she heard a familiar voice “Welcome Sir Knight, you’ve come to confess?”

100 Word Catholic Fan Fiction: Mercy on Request

“I’ve never saw that anyone like that with the JSA” said Pat.

“When I left the room I was suddenly in bed, could I have dreamed it?” asked Yolanda

“The main thing is you’re OK” said Courtney, “We’ll watch for him.”

“Thanks Court…”, she began then pointed at the wall in disbelief. “The Door!”

“What door?” answered Pat seeing but a wall.

“You don’t see it?”

“There’s nothing there” answered Courtney.

Wildcat nodded but understood. She had not imagined The Stranger or Fr. Anastasius & knew that he was right about God’s mercy & where she could find him again.

100 Word Catholic Fan Fiction: A Confusing Price

“For your penance Wildcat you shall pray a Divine Mercy Chaplet…”, said Father Anastasius.

Yolanda was taken aback, one chaplet for killing a man?

“…and offer the merits of your next three Eucharists for Brainwave.”

“But father”, she asked confused. “I killed him, he’s dead. How can that do him any good?”

Anastasius smiled a smile of faith hope & love: “Perhaps, but daughter, can it really be that after the Lord in his love provided you the Stranger to bring you here & me the extra decades needed to hear your confession, you still doubt God’s capacity for mercy?”


Previously An Unexpected Guest, Next mercy on request.

100 Word Catholic Fan Fiction: An Unexpected Guest

The monastic cell door creaked as the white gloved hand opened it. Yolanda saw a hooded figure kneeling in prayer before an image of the Divine Mercy, As they entered a voice ancient & weak seeped from his cowl.

“Has the angel of death finally remembered me? I am ready”

“I bring not death friend Anastasius” replied the stranger, “but a penitent seeking absolution.”

The priest turned smiling melting away years, his eyes alight: “It has been many decades since I’ve confessed a hero.” Yolanda watched awestruck as new life seemed to gush into the holy venerable face. “Come child.”


Previously, the answer. Next, a confusing price.

100 Word Catholic Fan Fiction: The Answer

“Lord help me!” Yolanda prayed sobbing. “How I confess my sins if my priest won’t believe what I confess?”

“The answer is obvious Wildcat…” came a voice from behind. She turned to see a man in a black cape & hat, his face hidden in shadow at her bed’s foot “…you need a priest who will.”

“Who are you?” She gasped, “What are you doing here? How do you know who I am?”

“I am but a stranger, I go where I’m needed and few secrets are denied me” He replied offering his hand, “Come let’s answer your prayer.”


Background reference here:

Next an unexpected guest.

100 Word Fan Fiction: A Strange Unease

Captain Dietrich could not understand his unease. His mission was a complete success.

Every attempt by Troy Moffitt & their men to escape during their trip to the Reich was foiled and as left the camp commandant’s office he could see their faces fall as the Colonel informed them of his unmatched record of success while the senior POW officer looked on resigned.

He had the oddest feeling that behind that frown a mighty laugh was suppressed. “Nonsense” he told himself as the staff car exited Stalag 13 beginning his long trek back to the desert. He was just tired.

Next time Part 2 Listening Without question

We Interrupt our normal Haranguing for the tale of a Sunday Trip to Pastime Pinball in Manchester Vermont

If there has been on thing there has not been a shortage of these days it’s news but thanks to Covid , CCP Wuhan Virus there has been a shortage of places to play Pinball.

If not said virus for the last 5 days I would be at the 6th Pintastic New England this year scheduled to be in Boxborough rather than Sturbridge but alas it was not to be however yesterday morning my youngest informed me of a newly opened pinball arcade in Manchester Vermont which is about a 2 1/4 hour drive from where I live. So as we both had vacation days already taken, after mass we jumped in the car and took the long trek through ski country (God knows how people drive on those mountain roads in the winte) and foliage country to Pastime Pinball in Manchester Vermont. Where we were met by the owner who was kind enough to give us the tour…

…which had to be briefly interupted as a pair of customers came in. Given that you have a choice of a pay one price to play till close or a half hour sampler (buy the day pass because you KNOW you aren’t going to be satisfied with 30 minutes) you don’t want to keep people waiting.

However once the customers had their lanyards and were off playing the tour resumed.

It’s a very nice place with a good selection of 60 games starting from the very 1st flipper game ever made to the Munsters which came out last year. But for me as they have the following six games

  • Black Knight
  • Adams Family
  • Indiana Jones
  • Theater of Magic
  • Lord of the Rings
  • Wizard of Oz

They pretty much have the best there is.

One of the most interesting things they have is an old EM game with the clear cabinet that people can see how the workings work. I filmed my son playing it:

We got in about 4 hours of gameplay and played most of the games there. They regularly disinfected the games and had signs asking people to space themselves with a two game distance and they enforce the mask rule. It was a great time.

Alas due to Covid the hours are limited

In a case of really bad timing they had litterarrly opened just before the virus hit and with Pintastic cancelled they lost a prime chance to promote their new business.

So if you are a pinball fan who didn’t get a chance to hit Pintastic NE this year take in the Get yourself up to Manchester VT on a Friday Saturday and Sunday and indulge your Pinball fix at Pastime Pinball.

Hopefully by the time the foilage and ski seasons come they’ll be open daily keep an eye on their site for developments.

Outside food is not allowed in but the dogs and drinks are good, however if you decide you want something more substantial when your done, might I suggest the Zoey’s Double Hex right down the road.

It’s a local family restaurant and it seemed like the servers and host knew every person who came in. The food was absolutely perfect.

It you need a day, away from news, away from political stuff and the current insanity and would like to support a small local business that has brought great pinball to this neck of the wood, take a leisurely drive up to Manchester VT and scratch that pinball itch you didn’t know you had.